Ripple Junction Rick and Morty Riggity Riggity Wrecked Adult T-Shirt
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Time to get Schwifty! Part of Cartoon Network's [adult swim], Rick and Morty is an animated show that follows the misadventures of alcoholic mad scientist Rick Sanchez and his nervous, good-hearted grandson Morty Smith. They have a love/hate relationship as Rick constantly belittles his sidekick, and Morty takes issue with most of Rick’s cynical viewpoints and decisions. They travel across infinite timelines and dimensions using Rick’s portal gun on varying escapades, creating havoc and destruction everywhere they go. After disappearing for almost 20 years, Rick arrives at his daughter Beth’s doorstep out of the blue. She welcomes him back wholeheartedly, but Jerry, Beth’s husband, isn’t as accepting. Jerry does not approve of Rick’s influence on his kids Morty and Summer, especially when he includes them on his dangerous exploits. With their marriage already on the rocks, Rick makes it worse by not hiding the fact that he hates Jerry. They come across many different Ricks and Mortys during their travels as each dimension has their own pair. Some even start the Council of Ricks, a secret society of Ricks who built The Citadel and created their own Seal Team Ricks. Our Rick, Rick Sanchez of Earth Dimension C-137, has no affiliation to them claiming that the fact that they started a government makes them all less Rick than him. These adventures take you to some pretty bizarre places like Anatomy Park, Gazorpazorp, and Planet Squanch as well as encounters with characters like The Vindicators, Unity, Abradolf Lincler, and Scary Terry. You never know where Rick and Morty will end up, just hope they don’t destroy any universes or existence itself in the process. Aww Geez Rick.
Rick Sanchez
Pickle Rick
Tiny Rick
Toxic Rick
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Portal GunThe greatest piece of technology in the entire universe is Rick’s Portal Gun. It allows the user to travel to different locations in the known universe, as well as other dimensions and realities. The Galactic Federation is after Rick for his rebel crimes, but they also desire his Portal Gun so they can increase their dominance across the universe. Good thing it is perfect for getting away from enemies. Chasing Rick and Morty into a portal may lead to some undesirable locations like Greasy Grandma World or the deadly Blender Dimension. If creating your own, just make sure your math isn’t off as you may disintegrate. Just like internet browser history, it keeps a log of the locations visited, and as Rick stated: “Oh, come on. Don’t look at another man’s portal gun history. We-we all go to weird places.” |
Space CruiserRick’s Space Cruiser is the best way to navigate outer space. The engine requires a Mega Seed, just don’t remind Morty. He doesn’t need to relive smuggling it through interdimensional customs. Rick invented the Microverse Battery to supply power to his cruiser. It contains a miniature universe of organic life who produce electricity for their society. Unbeknownst to them, most of the generated power is going to this battery. The cruiser is equipped with an arsenal of weapons and artificial intelligence. The AI is incredibly dependable as demonstrated by its actions when told to “Keep Summer safe.” This directive leads to a man being cut into pieces by a laser and a police standoff. But hey, the AI did negotiate a peace treaty between mankind and Giant Telepathic Spiders. |
Mr. Meeseeks Box“I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!” The Mr. Meeseeks Box is a gadget that summons a Meeseeks to complete an objective. Once it completes the task, it disappears. Meeseeks have a cheerful demeanor, just keep your requests simple, they’re not gods. Jerry “simply” asks to take two strokes off his golf game, but struggles to improve despite coaching from Mr. Meeseeks. Jerry gives up, but Meeseeks cannot stop existing until the task is completed. “It’s getting weird.” Desperate and alive way too long, Mr. Meeseeks pushes the button so more Meeseeks can help with the unsolvable request. They decide the only way to take strokes off Jerry’s golf game is to kill him. After a hostage standoff, Jerry proves his golf game has improved, freeing all the Meeseeks from their prisons of existence. |
Butter RobotButter Robot: “What is my purpose?” Rick: “Pass the butter.” Butter Robot passes butter. Rick: “Thank you.” Butter Robot: “What is my purpose?” Rick: “You pass butter.” Butter Robot: “Oh my God…” Rick: “Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.” Ever feel like you don’t know what you’re doing with your life? Don’t get too down, finding out your purpose could be worse. Just look at Rick’s Butter Robot. After being created, it immediately requests its purpose and is horrified by the fact that its sole reason for existence is to complete such a simple, mundane task. As Rick is dining alone, it comes by unprompted and passive-aggressively slams a whole stick of butter onto Rick’s tray. Rick, feeling lonesome, invites it to watch a movie with him. Butter Robot: “I am not programmed for friendship.” |
Morty Smith
Summer Smith
Beth Smith
Jerry Smith
Interdimensional Cable
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Two BrothersIt's in theaters now! Coming this summer: Two Brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into 12th gear. A Mexican armada shows up. With weapons made from To--tomatoes. And you better bet your bottom dollar that these Two Brothers know how to handle business. In: “Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, Who are Just Regular Brothers, Running in a Van from an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things THE MOVIE!” Hold on, there's more! Old women are coming, and they're also in the movie, and they're gonna come, and cross attack these Two Brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're-- they have a strong bond. You don't want to know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing: The moon. It comes crashing into Earth. And what do you do then? It's Two Brothers and--th-they're. It's called Two brothers. Two brothers! It's just called Two Brothers. |
Jan Quadrant Vincent 16“Calling all Jan-Michael Vincent's, calling all Jan-Michael Vincent's!” In a world, where there are eight Jan-Michael Vincent's and sixteen quadrants. There's only enough time for a Jan-Michael Vincent to make it to a quadrant. He can't be in two quadrants at once. “We need one Jan-Michael Vincent to quadrant C. Two Jan-Michael Vincent's to quadrant E.” Morty: Rick, who-who is Jan-Michael Vincent? Rick: Oh man, I'm trying to remember Morty. Jan-Michael Vincent's are used up. “I need a goddamn Jan-Michael Vincent!” Morty: Is it important that we know who Jan-Michael Vincent is in order to get this? Rick: Nope. “I refuse to sign the legislation that allows more than eight Jan-Michael Vincent's to a precinct.” This JAN-uary, It's time to Michael down your Vincent's. Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 Rick and Morty: Whoa! Rick: That's Jan-Michaels! Morty: Excuse me, nurse, can you take my temperature? Because I think I have Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here. Rick: All right, Morty you've done it! |
Eyehole ManAlien Man: Samantha, I need to know that you understand that I have a couple of eyeholes. (The Alien tears off some skin flaps and reveals some eyeholes) Samantha: I do, I do understand about your eyeholes! Here, look at my eyeholes! (She tears off her skin flap to reveal many more eyeholes) Alien Man: Oh, my goodness you have eight eyeholes! (Their eyeholes make contact and start to "kiss") Oh, I'm looking through your eyeholes! Samantha: Yes, look through my eyeholes! (Eyehole Man hovers above the home in a helicopter, then uses a rope to drop into the house) Eyehole Man: I'm the Eyehole Man! I'm the only one who’s allowed to have eyeholes! (He kicks the eyeholes out of the aliens' heads) Get up on outta here with my eyeholes! Eyeholes! Get them today! You gotta be careful Morty, if that guy catches you with a box of his eyeholes he comes bursting in through a window and just starts kicking the sh*t outta you. But it's worth the risk, they melt in your mouth Morty! They're delicious! |
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