Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring... (shudder). Once thing's for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself! Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue. Zipper bag is 5"x9" with a 2" gusset.
Be not one who may be called a leathern jerkin, crystal-button, not-pated, agate-ring... (shudder). Once thing's for certain: the Bard had a way with words. If you find yourself in a battle of wits, arm yourself!
Procure a Shakespearean Insults zipper bag to hold your yellow stockings and hold your garters or hold your tongue.
Case is 5"x9" and 2" zippered at the top, and wide at the base, so it stands at the ready! Small enough for travel, but large enough to fit whatever kit you're traveling with!
Fits into your backpack to keep any accessories organized. Makes a unique toiletry or wash bag, or bring it to school for your pens!
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