Closes #13790 by merging a rebased version of it.

Will hopefully revert this reversion and land a fully-working version of UMD in v3.3.0.

Revert "some changes from #13801 - add strict mode back and =="
This reverts commit 2b302f69.

Revert "Fix regression of #10038 introduced by #13772"
This reverts commit e9d6756a.

Revert "MD/CommonJS/Globals #12909"
This reverts commit 1c6fa901.

Revert "address #13811"
This reverts commit f347d7d9.

Conflicts:
    js/carousel.js
    js/collapse.js
    js/dropdown.js
    js/modal.js
    js/tab.js
    js/tooltip.js

The uglify build is generated with `uglifyjs --self -o uglify.min.js`.

Fixes #9951
Fixes #12865

- Implements new format "Copyright 2011-xxxx Twitter, Inc.", which resonates well with our History page and more accurately reflects the copyright status of the repo
- grunt dist to update all the files

Tested the customizer, the generated zip had:
    css/bootstrap.css:line 6: * Licensed under MIT (<%= _.pluck(pkg.licenses, "url").join(", ") %>)
Revised customizer generates:
    css/bootstrap.css:line 4: * Licensed under MIT (https://github.com/twbs/bootstrap/blob/master/LICENSE)