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Valid:

    function a() {}

Invalid:

    function a () {}

Closes #16073 by merging it

To ensure that we don't accidentally use any of the aliases.
This should prevent any future regressions from #12761.
Also updates the test suite since it now can't use these aliases either.

X-Ref: #15953
Closes #15952 by merging a tweaked version of it.
[skip sauce]
[skip validator]

Appears to be unnecessary and is broken by #16011,
which is otherwise quite sane.

Thanks to @peterblazejewicz & @Nikita240
Adds unit tests based on #14417
X-Ref: #14282
Closes #15807

Erratum from #15496

[Fixes #15953] Implement `assert.expect` in each unit test

Fixes #15136.
Closes #15345.
Closes #15314.
Refs #14724, #14927.