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Doofzig t1_iuk3nht wrote

I spoon smaller pastas, but twirl fork capellini like a boss.

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moistest_bum t1_iuk3ppk wrote

I get off work in the evening and go to the local sbarro where the dumpsters are located. I then fight a couple of raccoons and possums to get my share for the day and leave. My wife keeps screaming at me about the smell of my clothes and the weird stains but in this economy this is the best way to save money.

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Blummbered t1_iuk3thh wrote

I jab into it with a fork and scoop it into my mouth.

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me-earthquake t1_iuk5nq6 wrote

Stick the fork through the holes and gulp it down.

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theotherparadise t1_iuk60j5 wrote

plain white rigatoni al dente with canned marinara sauce and shredded mozzarella. i love how simple it is. if i’m feeling crazy, i might add some garlic somewhere in there.

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AnxiousClimate699 t1_iuk7bq7 wrote

Ravioli stuffed with Parma ham and ricotta cheese cooked in a marinara sauce with parmesan and ricotta cheese, porcini mushrooms, various-colored grape tomatoes, and a bit of radicchio. Serve this with a good chianti and enjoy.

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xmetalheadx666x t1_iukae7s wrote

I like taking individual strands of spaghetti and inhaling them through my nose.

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Zbignich t1_iukaj45 wrote

I tie the spaghetti end to end. Then I put one end into my mouth and go Lady and the Tramp.

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