Submitted by jimbodeako t3_y1j0vx in BuyItForLife
jimbodeako OP t1_irxuc1o wrote
Ok, "your Mama's microwave" jokes:
Your Mama's microwave is so old...
...The movie is done before the popcorn is
FuckItImStillTired t1_irz5wse wrote
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a microwave as a beeper.
jimbodeako OP t1_irzb2ih wrote
I like that one hahaha
tomfc t1_irz5czq wrote
Your Mama’s microwave is so old, it probably outlived the store that sold it.
We have a microwave my grandma bought at Montgomery Ward that still works. It’s date label says “1985.”
jimbodeako OP t1_irzb6pf wrote
I think she got it at Kmart, and I don't think there are any more of those around 😀
darthfruitbasket t1_is1rt8z wrote
My stove and dishwasher (1998 and 2003, respectively) were both bought from Sears Canada. They've outlived Sears and then some.
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