I think we should make both bikes and cars illegal and make everyone ride razor scooters.

I agree with the scooters but I think we should use Swagtron instead, so you're banned.

Let's get rid of all roads and replace them with a series of hydraulic tubes. While we're at it, let's get some catapults and fling our trash into outer space.

I like my trash trucks. They bring me comfort. Banned.

Is posting a bajillion ads for MGH studies on vaping still allowed?

Keep it local. Cambridge Health Alliance or bust. You're banned.