Incorrect usage of the term Karen. -50 points.

Someone telling you that you can’t sit on an open couch because they’re saving it for their friends, while also having their husband lay jackets on other open chairs, is an overly privileged white Karen to me.

Second infraction. -100 points.

Hotel Marlow? What?

Gryffindor wins

I give it maybe10 years before you are doing the same thing.

Sounds like it hit a nerve. Are you experiencing a little self reflection.