Submitted by adamsviscom t3_zyu42c in EarthPorn
othemehto t1_j292xni wrote
New Mexico, Cliff Notes:
Albuquerque = Crime ‘n Big Balloons
Santa Fe = Politics ‘n Tax Shelter Businesses
Taos = Free Range Organic Drugs ‘n Snowboarding Hippies
Las Cruces = Racists Bitching in their cars about Roadside Oranges
Everywhere else = Secret Millionaires living directly next to the Poverty Stricken, and movie studios
pm_me_cute_sloths_ t1_j2a8bia wrote
How could you do a cliff notes of New Mexico and not mention green chile?
Also, Roswell is a tourist trap shithole lol
othemehto t1_j2a8vmr wrote
Shhhhhhhhhhhh. If the world ever really finds out about Hatch they might divert from Roswell.
Leave them in Roswell.
Edit — …Actually, you wanna know what I would kill for? I would pay a large sum of money to get someone to ship me two big containers of Frontier Adovada and a few containers of Dion’s Greek dressing.
Oh Lawd, I would chonk out so hard.
tmacbusy t1_j2a3g35 wrote
Don't forget all the bases that really do all the shady military shit.
othemehto t1_j2a48dv wrote
Good point, absolutely good point
3 well funded Gov Labs, 2 massive loosely ‘secret’ storage facilities, 1 ‘unfinished’ storage facility, and of course the 2 intensely advanced pilot training facilities.
But I don’t know anything about any of that 🫠
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