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othemehto t1_j292xni wrote

New Mexico, Cliff Notes:

Albuquerque = Crime ‘n Big Balloons

Santa Fe = Politics ‘n Tax Shelter Businesses

Taos = Free Range Organic Drugs ‘n Snowboarding Hippies

Las Cruces = Racists Bitching in their cars about Roadside Oranges

Everywhere else = Secret Millionaires living directly next to the Poverty Stricken, and movie studios

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pm_me_cute_sloths_ t1_j2a8bia wrote

How could you do a cliff notes of New Mexico and not mention green chile?

Also, Roswell is a tourist trap shithole lol

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othemehto t1_j2a8vmr wrote

Shhhhhhhhhhhh. If the world ever really finds out about Hatch they might divert from Roswell.

Leave them in Roswell.

Edit — …Actually, you wanna know what I would kill for? I would pay a large sum of money to get someone to ship me two big containers of Frontier Adovada and a few containers of Dion’s Greek dressing.

Oh Lawd, I would chonk out so hard.

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tmacbusy t1_j2a3g35 wrote

Don't forget all the bases that really do all the shady military shit.

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othemehto t1_j2a48dv wrote

Good point, absolutely good point

3 well funded Gov Labs, 2 massive loosely ‘secret’ storage facilities, 1 ‘unfinished’ storage facility, and of course the 2 intensely advanced pilot training facilities.

But I don’t know anything about any of that 🫠

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