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MrFancyPanzer t1_ixl9rj6 wrote

Hey baby, is that a 76mm shell in your pocket? Cause you can get into my panzers.

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slowlycatchiemonkey t1_ixl9v5a wrote

I'm not the best looking boy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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dan_dares t1_ixlajlq wrote

Do you have a boyfriend?

Want one?

The one time I used this, I ended up marrying her.

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peedwhite t1_ixlarun wrote

Are those space pants because your ass is out of this world

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OtherUnderstanding83 t1_ixlbf9q wrote

Me: What’s your full name?

Woman: “Why?”

Me: “So I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas.”

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Bit_n_Hos t1_ixlemvu wrote

Do you know cpr? Because your so beautiful I think I am having a heart attack.

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[deleted] t1_ixlgn13 wrote

Are you a video game? Cause I'd play you for days without showering.

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Rogermcfarley t1_ixlikcm wrote

I've actually tried this one which I thought of myself and whilst being my absolute best line it didn't work

I better I can kiss you better than your boyfriend.

Strangely I have never used that one again

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iNstein t1_ixllr8h wrote

This is Futurology, not Fuckarology. Please delete your post. Thank you.

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