Submitted by Jakeywolf666 t3_z3dvur in Futurology
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slowlycatchiemonkey t1_ixl9v5a wrote
I'm not the best looking boy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixla9em wrote
5/10 little dry
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlaa56 wrote
Don’t understand this one but sounds like a 5/10
MrFancyPanzer t1_ixlaenk wrote
It's a tank pun, a 76mm shell penetrating the armor of a German panzer.
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlag6p wrote
Thanks now I get it
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlahsy wrote
Wanna join my server
sethonomics t1_ixlai6j wrote
It’s actually an insult in my opinion lmao
slowlycatchiemonkey t1_ixlaiap wrote
You're not the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away?
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Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlalyn wrote
2/10 not really a pick up line
sethonomics t1_ixlamcw wrote
Lmao this is perfect at the next tank convention
slowlycatchiemonkey t1_ixlarx4 wrote
Yeah, that one is just a joke, I'd never say that to someone!
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlau8z wrote
Sexual and curse i cant give that a score
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MrFancyPanzer t1_ixlazm2 wrote
I came up with it in the shower and just kept laughing the entire time. I'm actually kind of proud of it.
DirectorMysterious64 t1_ixlb49d wrote
That's an Emeril Lagasse line. It ends with " BAM" !
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlb6rp wrote
Fuck that’s funny but 7/10
dan_dares t1_ixlb896 wrote
Well, it picked me up a GF..
So.. yeah.
OtherUnderstanding83 t1_ixlbf9q wrote
Me: What’s your full name?
Woman: “Why?”
Me: “So I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas.”
Jakeywolf666 OP t1_ixlbipl wrote
From YouTube but 10/10
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dan_dares t1_ixld2mz wrote
"Are you saying my ass is big"?
sethonomics t1_ixlga8x wrote
Hopefully you’ll have an opportunity to test it out haha
MrFancyPanzer t1_ixlgeew wrote
Unfortunately it works better if it's a lady using the line on a dude.
sethonomics t1_ixlgogd wrote
…Unless she’s in the army? Idk
Rogermcfarley t1_ixlikcm wrote
I've actually tried this one which I thought of myself and whilst being my absolute best line it didn't work
I better I can kiss you better than your boyfriend.
Strangely I have never used that one again
MrFancyPanzer t1_ixl9rj6 wrote
Hey baby, is that a 76mm shell in your pocket? Cause you can get into my panzers.