Submitted by Jakeywolf666 t3_z3dvur in Futurology
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Submitted by Jakeywolf666 t3_z3dvur in Futurology
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I'm not the best looking boy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5/10 little dry
Don’t understand this one but sounds like a 5/10
It's a tank pun, a 76mm shell penetrating the armor of a German panzer.
Thanks now I get it
Wanna join my server
It’s actually an insult in my opinion lmao
You're not the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away?
2/10 not really a pick up line
Lmao this is perfect at the next tank convention
Yeah, that one is just a joke, I'd never say that to someone!
Sexual and curse i cant give that a score
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I came up with it in the shower and just kept laughing the entire time. I'm actually kind of proud of it.
That's an Emeril Lagasse line. It ends with " BAM" !
Fuck that’s funny but 7/10
Well, it picked me up a GF..
So.. yeah.
Me: What’s your full name?
Woman: “Why?”
Me: “So I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas.”
From YouTube but 10/10
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"Are you saying my ass is big"?
Hopefully you’ll have an opportunity to test it out haha
Unfortunately it works better if it's a lady using the line on a dude.
…Unless she’s in the army? Idk
I've actually tried this one which I thought of myself and whilst being my absolute best line it didn't work
I better I can kiss you better than your boyfriend.
Strangely I have never used that one again
MrFancyPanzer t1_ixl9rj6 wrote
Hey baby, is that a 76mm shell in your pocket? Cause you can get into my panzers.