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SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9i51pj wrote

Reply to comment by pmaurant in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856

Go to the gym and say confidently I heard one of you pussies in here can get me shredded like a bag of sharp cheddar. Then work out with your new friends and get scary big.

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xXThreeRoundXx t1_j9ivf4q wrote

I think you’re gonna need a montage.

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SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9kpln4 wrote

I don't have the video editing skills to do that very well. I could probably throw some Liam Neeson fight scene jump cuts your way.

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Witherking55 t1_j9i85q3 wrote

What if I only want to be medium cheddar???

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SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9i8dms wrote

Then by the power vested in me by myself, your gonna be so medium. Extra medium and extra cheesy.

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ImminentZero t1_j9i96re wrote

This is so wholesome but I can't figure out why.

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0002millertime t1_j9ib0fa wrote

That's because you don't understand the innuendo. Yet.

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neercatz t1_j9jcpqu wrote

Of course if he said he didn't know the answer is obviously he didn't know, but he's not going to say he doesn't know, he would never say he doesn't know

BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATION

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Venboven t1_j9koane wrote

Honestly, true gym bros are usually really helpful and appreciate it when others show an interest in their hobby.

There would probably be at least one guy willing to help show you around the gym and start training.

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SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9kpa2e wrote

That's what I'm saying if you don't have my comedic tone and Appalachian accent, you might try not calling the whole gym pussies. But there's generally someone in a gym that's cool as hell and knows a disturbing amount about anatomy. They will pump you up.

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Venboven t1_j9kpkcc wrote

Yeah ik, there's just some others in the comments joking that this would get you beat up, which I think is unrealistic.

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SterlingsRed t1_j9j3959 wrote

this sounds like a super entertaining youtube video 😂

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neercatz t1_j9jczsv wrote

Starts out as Ed Bassmaster saying PSHH, ends up as Rocky in the meatlocker tenderizing the everliving fuck out of a frozen rack of ribs

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iredNinjaXD t1_j9j1o6h wrote

Fucks up and says it to a 80 year old man there for social meets

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SomewhereFree8581 t1_j9kqfov wrote

Only thing you learn then is how to let your sack sag in public locker rooms and develop an immunity to shame. Just like real old folks.

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