Submitted by true90sstory t3_y6gkk5 in GetMotivated
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AmazingBarfingDick t1_isqc7q8 wrote
Something. Back.
fadoxi t1_isqcgiq wrote
Thank you for making me question my existence. §¦¬}.
BTCbob t1_isqsy59 wrote
If you go to a baseball game and don’t wear a glove but then nobody else is wearing one either and everyone is wearing white clothes and the bat looks like a paddle and there are wooden toys and the pitcher bounces the ball, then maybe you are at a cricket game and not a baseball game. -Bob 2022
TurnipHursty t1_isr8cuu wrote
Ok this flew over my head. Does anyone care to explain?
tlst9999 t1_israfj1 wrote
If you wear a catcher's mitt on both hands, you can't throw the ball.
Curururu t1_isrdy7y wrote
Maya Angelou was an asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSJiPIBsYY
Honestly, I never liked her writing. It comes off as expertly dramatized for effect and therefore disingenuous. Not unlike David Sedaris.
Curururu t1_isre384 wrote
So just take one off if you have to throw something or masterbate, duh.
ahmadwaleed181 t1_isrhdly wrote
Don’t just be a consumer in life. Try to produce something for others too. Give back to humanity.
VictoriousStalemate t1_isrim2a wrote
Wow. So deep.
At least it's only a quote and not one of her poems. Her poetry is awful. Like something an angst ridden teenager would write.
Hairy_Dave t1_isro6uk wrote
Weak as fuck analogy. Like, technically it makes sense but what’s it trying to say?
_Ronin07 t1_isropg2 wrote
Wicket keeper wears gloves in cricket.
380ppk t1_isrtqri wrote
I don’t get it. If you have catcher’s mitts on both your hands - how did you get the second one on? And how do you get them off once you have them on both hands? Do you use your feet? Cuz if you do, then you could probably throw the ball with your feet anyway so why not just leave them on?
cromag111 t1_isrviwe wrote
Could be taken as ‘don’t let people walk all over you, speak up sometimes and allow yourself to be heard’
pamelaksj2195 t1_isrzpw3 wrote
Wise words of a wise woman
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CaptainAlliance t1_issap40 wrote
Damn, I didn't know Maya Angelou knew how to throw it back
LackingCreativity94 t1_isshe7j wrote
Never thought of it like this before
Raptor_Sympathizer t1_istazue wrote
Also you need to be able to like open doors and stuff
sorrybouthat00 t1_istc3ip wrote
Exactly, people will keep throwing their bullshit at you especially if you have no way to return it to them. They'll bleed your life force and move on to the next victim if you're not a threat at all. Learn to say no and get comfortable with confrontation.
Send_Me_Questions t1_istju9z wrote
I'd love to throw it back, but my butt's too small :(
fadoxi t1_isq0oec wrote
Oummm... What should I throw and where should I throw it?