Submitted by poptartjake t3_yckw8c in GetMotivated
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poptartjake OP t1_itmubr7 wrote
Care to try the fava beans and a nice chianti?
Ten_Second_Car t1_itmuxpb wrote
"We're gonna kill the motherfucker."
Dppyeahyouknowme_ t1_itmvgbm wrote
Live your life. You only have one shot at it.
Alwaysunder_thegun t1_itmz2o6 wrote
Said like someone that plays pretend for a living
dillrepair t1_itn0b8g wrote
There really is never enough time… no matter how much freedom or money you might have… this is not to say that those with very little or almost nothing do not deserve more it’s more to say that the reason people get so greedy is they realize there is never enough time no matter what… so they take and take when the real way to get more freedom and time is to give more to everyone, because when we all have some freedom we all have time for joy too.
GDPintrud3r t1_itn1qpb wrote
Don't forget to make a couple of millions of dollars first
rayray1010 t1_itn3tf7 wrote
Also take care of your body, you only get one
poptartjake OP t1_itn49or wrote
Life goals.
poptartjake OP t1_itn67zt wrote
There's a lot of us, maybe we could all get together and have a punch party, or something?
OJSimpsons t1_itn6giw wrote
It'd be much easier if I could afford the delicious food, and walking in the sunshine, and jumping in the ocean, and telling my boss the truth in my heart. I do enjoy being silly, kind and weird though.
againbenn t1_itn6njk wrote
Respectfully, I disagree. I don’t think it is finding an answer. It is finding the problem.
thePurplePeppaPlant t1_itn9njr wrote
maybe “talk to your daughter you abandoned” might be better advice
gNomad88 t1_itnabzp wrote
Exactly.
I'm not taking advice from a man with $100Million who has lived better than the top 1% for his entire life.
gNomad88 t1_itnaf5a wrote
>Live your life.
How tho? In what way is someone supposed to live their life. Essentially we are already living it. Working, studying, sleeping. There's no way not to live our life
Rockglen t1_itnarwi wrote
Any evidence he actually said this?
Looks like this has been attributed to a bunch of celebrities. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/keanu-reeves-live-life-fully-quote/
Dppyeahyouknowme_ t1_itnd5iv wrote
I get it, but you make time for what's important. 39min on Reddit could be a 30min run. Or texting friends. Or a hobby. Find your lane.
EldritchAnimation t1_itnejrz wrote
Ok. Treat yourself badly. Stay inside. Lie to people. Be stodgy and cruel.
BigbunnyATK t1_itnh02a wrote
"Be silly. Be kind. Be weird" is in another color. That was messing with my eyes. I tried cleaning my glasses lol
gNomad88 t1_itnhgvt wrote
Ok I will then thanks for the advice
Update: I am now Ebenezer Scrooge.
gNomad88 t1_itnhlh4 wrote
Some people don't have that luxury. We have jobs.
Senior_Ant77 t1_itnpwk3 wrote
Aluckysj t1_itnt5s2 wrote
It's actually a line from Meet Joe Black, so he was in character when he said it.
scijior t1_itnwi7m wrote
With caveats: if you tell the truth you’re carrying in your heart like a hidden treasure, sometimes there’s a reason you were doing that, and the people you tell may be less than appreciative that you did; sometimes when you’re weird all the time people don’t want o hang around you.
ApertureUnknown t1_itnwta1 wrote
Sounds like most Reddit users tbh
Clearskies37 t1_itnxk9i wrote
Isn’t he dead now?
SirRipOliver t1_ito1tp5 wrote
Ffffff ffff ffff!!!
In Silence Of The Lambs, the hissing noise Hannibal Lecter makes at Clarice Starling after delivering the famous, "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" line was improvised on the spot by the great Anthony Hopkins.
kellymiche t1_ito4xy0 wrote
Dude you're kinda negative
kellymiche t1_ito50qh wrote
Nope, has a new movie coming out just now
mashibeans t1_ito5t6v wrote
Such an important one! Sometimes abstaining from the delicious food means investing in a much better life experience down the road. It's a bit crazy how emotionally disconnected some people believe they are from their bodies's state.
sunraysanddaisies t1_ito92wa wrote
Brilliant actor 🤩
gNomad88 t1_ito9k5l wrote
Maybe so, but that only affects me so I don't see the problem
RawScallop t1_itobh58 wrote
Cant do any of that when born into systemic poverty and abusive households.
Sherbear1993 t1_itodl4t wrote
Foolish mortals
_D3ft0ne_ t1_itodtvm wrote
He had to understand that one for sure, since he narrowly escaped alcoholism.
Aoiboshi t1_itof2r6 wrote
every fights a food fight when you're a cannibals
Immortalogic t1_itofx08 wrote
Indulging your five senses because after you die there’s nothing else is equally as nihilistic, ultimately.
Neither_Ad_3221 t1_itoh7z6 wrote
See, this is something that my boss figured out when his dad had a stroke, but then doesn't seem to understand that as employees, he's asking us to only have 10 days vacation time a year and not even really be able to afford it half the time. :/
ValyrianJedi t1_itojliu wrote
Eh, the entertainment industry can be pretty intense work. I used to have 90-100 hour weeks working in finance, and knew a couple and distinctly remember a couple people who worked in the TV and movie industries who had schedules/days that made me feel good about mine
stiiknafuulia t1_itok1mj wrote
Did Anthony Hopkins really utter these dishwatery platitudes?
enduring_student t1_itok5t4 wrote
And then the director shouted 'Cut! What the hell was that?!'
'I made it up, did you like it?'
'I loved it! Do it again!'
SirRipOliver t1_itoks9d wrote
Ffffff ffff ffff!!!
beertoth t1_itokzb0 wrote
WAIT WHAT IF THE COMMENT YOU RESPONDED TO IS FROM THE 1% WHAT THEN
throwaway901617 t1_itol1wk wrote
And never faced persecution for speaking his "truth."
MagicStar77 t1_itol406 wrote
He was vey good in the Bounty as Capt Bligh
Bloody_Ozran t1_itol5m5 wrote
That is fast jump to an assumption. As Ted Lasso said, be curious, not judgemental.
It is easy for rich people to say things like that as they can afford all of it. There was a guy who said people should take a year leave after few years of working to get new experiences. Right. Most can not do that but I imagine it can be refreshing.
It would also be nice if we could all go and see Earth from orbit as that gives people a new look on Earth and humanity. Care to pay for that? :D
Joiner2008 t1_itomjg2 wrote
Reads almost the exact same as one attached to Keanu, https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/1b/ca/ec1bcaa3b6f5cb5c057f29982575a65c.jpg
Joiner2008 t1_itomt6s wrote
In fact, snopes determined it wasn't said by any celebrity, https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/keanu-reeves-live-life-fully-quote/
fatherofmany5 t1_itonxu7 wrote
Truth, Word Sir Hopkins.
NotADabberTho t1_itorm3r wrote
They probably meant that in your free time you can substitute the use of reddit for something more worthwhile, you having a job literally has nothing to do with that.
fukexcuses t1_itorni4 wrote
Smoke crack, rob a bank, start a purge ....
This is deep stuff, is someone writing this down?
atalossofwords t1_itov5o4 wrote
But how would we get life-saving advice if all we do is run and not browse reddit?
somethingwholesomer t1_itoxzfd wrote
There have been a lot of these lately!
adviceKiwi t1_itoy4mr wrote
Celebrities? Or bullshit on the internet
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somethingwholesomer t1_itoyc4g wrote
Haha, both! But I meant celebrity mis-attributions
adviceKiwi t1_itoys0v wrote
> 39min on Reddit could be a 30min run. Or texting friends. Or a hobby.
There's life outside Reddit?
TimeVendor t1_itoyswf wrote
On that note, I’ll start living in your house and you can move to mine, Anthony.
Alwaysunder_thegun t1_itozfdk wrote
Yeah , that's me. Believe me when I say some actors have really never known real life. Those I've talked to that have met him say he's great though.
Violets_areblue t1_itozo11 wrote
He learnt how his in Meet Joe Black.
hagalaz70 t1_itp1267 wrote
Tiny-Percentage7665 t1_itp6460 wrote
I thought he died
BonzoTheBoss t1_itp77rk wrote
I'd do anything to lose weight except eat healthy and exercise.
kaaawah t1_itpa6qj wrote
Not cool a well thought out quote keeps getting used and credited to random celebs
Please_Log_In t1_itpaabu wrote
It's easy to make noble statements about life when you have all the basics needs filled and freedom to choose how to spend your time and buy what you want.
For many of us life is filled with struggle and sadness. Survival doesn't leave much room for anything else.
Peace.
happysheeple3 t1_itpakvu wrote
Eat the delicious food all you want. Just don't ask me to foot the bill for your cholesterol and blood pressure meds.
finger_milk t1_itpcvvy wrote
I feel like I can hear this quote in his voice. He would definitely say something like this because like all old British actors, they are thespian and very wordy.
leoencore t1_itpeutk wrote
The original quote was by Michael Scott obviously
TobyDaMan8894 t1_itpj38z wrote
Damn. I really needed to read this, this morning. I need advice like this sometimes just feel up. Imma keep going.
TobyDaMan8894 t1_itpjbu7 wrote
You never escape it. Alcoholics (I am one) fight alcoholism on an hour to hour, day to day basis. It’s a brutal battle.
Bi-elzebub t1_itpm4k2 wrote
Fuckin greyscaling this almost gave me a heart attack, i thought he had died
Apprehensive-Theme38 t1_itpnjrj wrote
It’s not a problem to us, but you could have better for yourself. I know I’m in a similar spot and working on it
thaddeus423 t1_itpnuie wrote
I laughed, but yeah. Don’t eat people.
savataged t1_itpo99y wrote
New life goal: two bodies.
Pixilatedlemon t1_itpqcaw wrote
Have a good poop
NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr t1_itpszgo wrote
Strange...I saw this quote attached to Keanu Reeves photograph last week.
It's a good quote. Do we really need celebrities to sell it to us??
SpiderGrenades t1_itpunht wrote
It's actually Wayne Gretzky
walterhartwellblack t1_itpz35f wrote
>Do we really need celebrities to sell it to us??
The idealism in us wants to say "of course not" but consider an experiment: Put this exact quote on any social media in three versions:
- No pictures, only text
- With celebrity picture
- With picture of random unrecognizable person
Which version will automatically drive engagement? And how wide is the gap: a tiny fluctuation, or an astronomical difference?
I wish streaming services weren't presented by graphical tiles and users like me would have to read text synopses to decide what to watch. I imagine that's a very unpopular opinion and nothing like what I want will ever happen.
I was taught it's wrong to judge a book by the cover, but our entire society has deliberately embraced that wrongness at every opportunity.
Undinianking t1_itq0uva wrote
'i want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish'
dedicated-pedestrian t1_itq2062 wrote
You really think someone would do that? Just lie on the internet?
poptartjake OP t1_itq4sdh wrote
Or get fired like I do. ;)
EcoEchos t1_itq5l8m wrote
Add animals to the list while you're at it. They don't deserve to be needlessly abused and exploited just for human pleasure.
Not to mention animal agriculture causing several mass extinctions in wildlife currently, killing indigenous people to take their lands, creating several dead zones in our Oceans, driving 80% of the deforestation in the Amazon, etc etc.
mathliability t1_itqa96b wrote
Yeah! That’ll show those Hollywood elites!
Wolf_with_laces t1_itqeu8g wrote
Wait that's not Cash?
troyboltonislife t1_itqh11m wrote
yeah but how can i also eat the delicious foods?
Steve_Austin_OSI t1_itqi2bg wrote
Rich guy tells people to enjoy life, news at 11.
Also, fuck him. Those of us who aren't rich have monetary responsibilities that have to come first.
Steve_Austin_OSI t1_itqi8m5 wrote
>a well thought out quote
It is not.
Raencloud94 t1_itqivhp wrote
Another fun fact, his wife divorced him after that role because she couldn't see anything other than Hannibal anymore. He was just that perfect in it.
barker2495 t1_itqkbwu wrote
Say the truth...now my entire family hates me more
4Plus20MakesHappy t1_itqmpn2 wrote
Old Zorro is very wise. We should listen to his words. (‘The Mask of Zorro’)
GiantRetortoise t1_itqqy5i wrote
Anthony Hopkins never said this. I wish people would stop sharing it. Weak motivation anyhow
GiantRetortoise t1_itqr1dh wrote
Ask OP and the hundreds of morons on Reddit who keep doing it
AverageHorribleHuman t1_itqxd4j wrote
People don't care about wise gas station clerks 🤷♂️
vickydonor2019 t1_itqzzmw wrote
Eat that delicious food.. i hope he means the liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
xl_RENEG4DE_lx t1_itr0neu wrote
"I want you to get swept away. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish. Be deliriously happy. Or at least leave yourself open to be. I know it's a cornball thing but love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with? I say fall head over heels. Find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back. And how do you find him? Forget your head and listen to your heart. I'm not hearing any heart. Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back. Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love -- well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try. Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived. Stay open. Who knows? Lightning could strike!"
- Movie: Meet Joe Black -- William Parrish played by: Sir Anthony Hopkins
i_max2k2 t1_itr1ksd wrote
Well endorsement by a “successful” person automatically makes it more effective same as an ad.
Stiff_Zombie t1_itrgbin wrote
Rude meat tastes good.
SaltySamoyed t1_its3oip wrote
OMG yaaasss queeenn, don't let them tell you that drinking ranch isn't VIBES!!!
Funnnn_at_parties t1_itmu4m1 wrote
"Eat the delicious food"
Um, okay Hannibal