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emmanuelxxx t1_ius1pfx wrote

Lao Tzu Lived in a Hut and Ate Straw!

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bumbletowne t1_ius5rke wrote

Is this a reference to something? Humans cannot eat straw, straw is made of lots of plant sugars like Cellulose (probably mostly cellulose). Cellulose is a 12 carbon sugar like Sucrose but your body can't unfold it (mutorotate) due to an extra Hydroxide group sticking up that keeps your sugar-digesting enzyme from fitting around it.

Cellulose stays intact in your gut and in long strands that physically rake the interior of your gut and bind up your digestive contents. Yes, its 'fiber'.

All vertebrates lack the ability to unfold cellulose. Some animals have retained special bacteria in their gut that they house in a special organ called the cecum. This bacteria requires lots of time to break down cellulose. Animals with a cecum that can break down cellulose have a VERY slow digestive system. Some have multiple stomachs, like a cow. Others practice coprophagia, the practice of eating feces. Rabbits and deer eat their first couple bowel movements of the morning in order to give bacteria time to break down cellulose. They also need to do this to help retain that bacteria.

Our guts move food through relatively quick. Much too fast for cellulose to break things down. This is in part because we stand upright and are subsistance runners but also because we are omnivores. Mammals that eat meat tend to have extremely fast digestive systems to prevent necrotizing (flesh eating) bacterias in our food from infecting us.

TLDR: It is highly unlikely the man lived off of eating straw.

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Halvus_I t1_ius6xki wrote

Yes, its a reference to an episode of the TV show 'King of the Hill'. The Son Also Roses, Season 6, Episode 7.

Sooo you wrote all that to rebut a throwaway TV show reference.

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KingZant t1_iusbiai wrote

That can happen when you shout references without reading the room. I don't think references are a good replacement for humor. "Haha you said the thing," okay, cool, what else?

I like OP's response because they try to create a learning opportunity, even if it is a bit of a bloated response.

This is my opinion and I'm sorry if I sound pretentious lol.

Edit: not OP's response but the other guy, mb

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YesplzMm t1_ius8352 wrote

Got dang bumbletowne, what's wrong with you?

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bumbletowne t1_iusissp wrote

University education, mostly.

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Doufee t1_iusla5v wrote

Ah, so you're ruined financially. Got it. /s

At least it's not a hospital bill. (Wish that WAS sarcasm)

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YesplzMm t1_iuu2py0 wrote

Now that explains why I understand your argument...

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Hyval_the_Emolga t1_ius8ts2 wrote

To elaborate on Halvus’s comment: Lao Tzu was being pushed as an inspiration by these two hippy/stoner characters that were initially against entering a contest because the air of competition hurt their feng shui, basically.

When they came very close to winning but failed they get upset at the main character who they sponsored to win for them. When he tries to calm them down by quoting Lao Tzu, they respond with the quote.

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