Submitted by orderofstandrew t3_zkfhos in IAmA

I've been a full-time author for over 10 years, during which time I've written mysteries (Feel the Bern: A Bernie Sanders Mystery), horror/sci-fi (How to Survive a Sharknado), and parodies (Fifty Shames of Earl Grey). My biggest book so far has been Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery, which received a positive review from Joe Biden. I live in Kentucky with my wife, romance writer Tiffany Reisz (and no, none of her characters are based on me). Ask me anything! PROOF: https://i.redd.it/kmhc1yuvge5a1.jpg

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Ok_Lingonberry_5415 t1_izzj13r wrote

Have you ever edited your own Wikipedia page?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzjz9h wrote

I tried to correct something on Wikipedia once -- my place of birth, I think -- and was told that my word wasn't good enough. I needed to link to another source. I had my birth certificate and everything! I gave up and decided to never look at my page there again. In other words, I learned to trust the process. :)

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FormerlyPrints t1_izzloxt wrote

All-time favorite book?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzmcze wrote

Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson. Not only is it one of the great short story collections of the 20th century, but it has a special resonance for me because Johnson was writing about his life in Iowa, my home state. I was such a fan of his that I once snuck into a class he taught at the Iowa Writers Workshop. No one noticed I was in the back because they were hanging on his every word.

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PeanutSalsa t1_izzm8e2 wrote

What are some books about politics you like a lot or would recommend reading?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzniv4 wrote

Avoid the "official" memoirs, which are full of spin. Bob Woodward is great, but he's far from the only game in town. Redemption Song: An Irish Reporter Inside the Obama Campaign by Niall Stanage is a fascinating outsider's take on American politics. Pretend I'm Not Here: How I Worked with Three Newspaper Icons, One Powerful First Lady, and Still Managed to Dig Myself Out of the Washington Swamp by Barbara Feinman Todd is a fun, under-the-radar Beltway account of being a ghostwriter for Woodward and Hillary Clinton.

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General_Cow_7119 t1_j0ild8c wrote

What does NYT best selling author mean? I hear about it a lot. Is that an award?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_j0lbfzf wrote

The NYTimes compiles a weekly list of bestselling books, from various bookstores that report their sales to them. There are 10 or 15 slots for each category per week (fiction, nonfiction, children’s, cookbooks and misc). The categories sometimes change and there are some special monthly categories too. Basically, you need a lot of print sales to make the list—4k-5k depending on the competition that week.

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inot72 t1_izzf3hl wrote

Any plans for Trump based book?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzgabh wrote

Great question! I actually began writing a Trump mystery in early 2016, back when Trump was a primary candidate with little chance of winning the Republican nomination. 'The Day of the Donald' was a satirical thriller about a (then) hypothetical future where a reality TV host becomes president. By the time I finished and published it that summer, Trump was the nominee...thus killing the market. The book sold less than a thousand copies and faded from memory. I learned an important lesson: if you write satire, you run the risk of real life being more bizarre than fiction.

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inot72 t1_izzka21 wrote

Good lesson there! Everyday you think it can't get anymore bizarre but then it does!

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzknek wrote

I had a joke about Trump calling the Prince of Wales the "Prince of Whales," which then happened in his presidency. There were several other things in the book which became reality as well. I did not ask for this reality-shaping power! But I now wield it with a greater sense of responsibility.

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FormerlyPrints t1_izzibsc wrote

Socks with sandals or no?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzkb3z wrote

I have never worn socks with sandals. However, I see the appeal: I was in a subway station in Manhattan waiting for a train once, sitting on a bench in sandals, when a rat the size of one of my cats shuffled within an inch of my bare toes. I would have liked to have had socks on at that time.

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HHS2019 t1_izzsh79 wrote

Thank you for doing this. How did you go about finding your first publisher? Any tips for any neophytes with an idea for a book that they would like to market without it being taken?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzza5k wrote

I’ve worked with many different traditional publishers, and self-published some work. Self publishing can be difficult, lonely, and expensive! I prefer working with publishers when I can because then I can concentrate more on the writing process.

To get a publisher, you first need A) a completed novel and B) a literary agent. The agent shops your manuscript to acquiring editors at publishers. So step one is to get that novel finished! And step two is to make a list of agents to query (usually agents who represent authors in the same genre you write) and to send them emails asking if they’d like to read your manuscript. I would not be concerned with them taking an idea, though—ideas are a dime a dozen. Execution is what matters. I submitted my first book to 10 agents. 7 never responded, 2 rejected me, and 1 signed me…but for my next book. She didn’t like the one I submitted, but liked my writing.

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artful_todger_502 t1_izzw8h0 wrote

Did you ever live in Vermont or go there in the name of research for the book? I have, and think it has many similarities to Kentucky, Its a very unique place.

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orderofstandrew OP t1_izzy3xf wrote

Never lived there, but I did visit in 2021 to get a feel for the state and found it much different than I was expecting. In many ways it reminded me of Oregon, where I lived for a couple of years. It’s definitely a unique place, with a lot of undeveloped wilderness…and a lot of tourists and part-time residents.

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blue_suede_wade t1_j005t5g wrote

Do you percieve an anti-Bernie/leftist bias among corporate media outlets?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_j008gvy wrote

Before I researched this book, I didn’t. Reading multiple accounts of 2016 and 2020 changed my mind, however. Was there a concerted effort by journalists? No, but journalists generally lean left and, in an effort to thwart Trump, they collectively threw their weight behind the “best” Democratic candidate in each primary season—the establishment candidates, in other words. I don’t think this was conscious or in bad faith. It just resulted in a lot of coverage portraying Bernie as a third party candidate instead of as a serious contender for the Democratic nomination.

One example that comes to mind is the “Bernie Bros”—often talked about in the media, but not something I saw in the crowds at his rallies, which attracted diverse crowds/ Check out The Fighting Soul by his former campaign manager Ari Rabin-Havt for specifics. It’s an eye-opening book.

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WhoIsJolyonWest t1_j0p8nex wrote

The Bernie Bros took on a new meaning especially with the revelations about Cambridge Analytica and Erik Prince infiltrating leftist groups.

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jpg52382 t1_j025k90 wrote

Was Biden the one who killed his favorite railroad conductor?

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orderofstandrew OP t1_j02t443 wrote

I don't want to give away the book's ending, but no, Biden is the amateur sleuth in Hope Never Dies and not the murderer.

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LineOfInquiry t1_j2fmnyb wrote

I know I’m very late, but I bought your book “Hope Never Dies” for my dad for Christmas, and he loves it so far : ) If he likes the ending I’ll probably get him the sequel. But I wanted to ask if you’ve ever talked to the politicians you’ve written about, did you need their “blessing” to speak to write satire about them? Idk the laws around that sort of thing.

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