Submitted by Dry-Lie-7476 t3_11ionq1 in InternetIsBeautiful
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tehmoss_pit t1_jazbxrb wrote
Oh shit, I Think I remember this site! I was doing a paper in middle school on dinosaurs in the cretaceous period or something. And I stumbled upon it thinking it was a real site that had been edited to be funny.
TypicalDumbRedditGuy t1_jazf881 wrote
This is hilarious
TheShroomHermit t1_jazf9my wrote
It's a white supremacist playground and doesn't try to hide it
StopThePresses t1_jazfpvk wrote
Wasn't that Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Honestly I thought they were both bygone relics of the ancient internet.
shipguy55 t1_jazftpw wrote
I used to read this all the time in middle school. I've revisited it a few times since then.
listyraesder t1_jazgc7f wrote
Ah, Kitty huffing takes me back.
Idesmi t1_jazgpmo wrote
It's funny.
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hauj0bb t1_jazhu85 wrote
Wait ’till you discover goatse.
XDXkenlee t1_jazhykt wrote
transdimensionalmeme t1_jaziriw wrote
Everywhere that doesn't have authoritarian oppressive moderation to enforce taboos is going to have some amount of racist (and other mental illnesses) infestation. That's just the nature of going to the margins of society.
Landler656 t1_jazjj7f wrote
Or Cwcville
Dickastigmatism t1_jazkr1g wrote
You're definitely mixing it up with Encyclopedia Dramatica
FixedFun2 t1_jazksly wrote
I prefer Inciclopedia, some will know what that is
T0Rtur3 t1_jazmd2w wrote
Lemonparty
Or the exciting adventures of Bloodninja
Shoshke t1_jaznwds wrote
The entry for Nobel Prize is pure gold
downvotes_a_plenty t1_jaznzpm wrote
plantdaddy436 t1_jazo4qb wrote
this is my fav page.
Bastuhingst t1_jazov0n wrote
I thought I was going to regret searching for the exciting adventures of Bloodninja, I was pleasantly surprised for once.
Yuleigan t1_jazpska wrote
The Chris Benoit page is fantastic.
A_Friendly_Robot t1_jazpwbm wrote
Still one of the best crowd sourced shitposts on the internet.
Genuinely forgot it existed.
Antique-Raspberry551 t1_jazq0cx wrote
a classic
arthurdont t1_jazrtwe wrote
I was checking if the internet has literally everything as a kid and searched for human recipes and discovered this site, good times
EMPulseKC t1_jazs4za wrote
rotten.com
diablo75 t1_jazsbq7 wrote
I loved this website.
McKFC t1_jazthzu wrote
Oh God my terrible article I made when I was 13 is still there, and it's been expanded
SparksMurphey t1_jaztvvy wrote
AAAAAA(A): AAAAA AA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAA?
JusticiarRebel t1_jazu6qt wrote
And Encyclopedia Dramatica was the best for edgelords.
kjarmund t1_jazu6ro wrote
My favorite: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles
FixSwords t1_jazurgm wrote
puts on robe and wizards hat
LawDraws t1_jazuvux wrote
Yeah this has been out of my mind for way over a decade
BIindsight t1_jazux5r wrote
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Monkfich t1_jazybyt wrote
Can we convince Putin and his cronys that this is the successor to wikipedia, and he needs to make all his history-changing modifications on that site, rather than the old one. Noone will even stop him this time!
neon_cabbage t1_jazyhfy wrote
Which article?
TheSkullKroncher t1_jazyq3g wrote
We must know
Revolutionary_Elk420 t1_jazywuq wrote
basically this and ED back in the day
juggboat t1_jazzg9k wrote
Thanks for this, I wrote something on there in 09, and it’s still there, good laugh.
McKFC t1_jazzga9 wrote
Nope nope nope! I will not expose myself to this level of shame
Kunagi7 t1_jazzv5u wrote
The Spanish version of Uncyclopedia. Seems to have a translated version of the AAAAAAAAA article, written in perfect A.
Michaelbirks t1_jb00dwe wrote
It's not the kitten huffing article, is it?
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Michaelbirks t1_jb00vkg wrote
Or Real Ultimate Power!!
whatiwritestays t1_jb014gn wrote
No shame! Only laughter! ^^^^^at ^^^^^you
Tetizeraz t1_jb01917 wrote
The Portuguese version of it had a lot of actual Wikipedia editors in it. It died down since some gave up on Wikipedia, so they would stop editing over Desciclopédia. That said, they made some very popular memes.
That happened a long time ago. I started editing on Wikipedia around ~2017, so I only hear some gossip from that time.
bigloser42 t1_jb02n6w wrote
shadowlarx t1_jb02txi wrote
Went to the article on Trump out of curiosity. Was not disappointed.
HidingInTheWardrobe t1_jb039ys wrote
I always loved this page and wish most of the site could follow it's guidance.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid
cityb0t t1_jb03r94 wrote
Definitely the best page
ccarr313 t1_jb03ras wrote
Conservepedia already exists
Psiqu3 t1_jb056vb wrote
r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
john_wb t1_jb06tg9 wrote
No, that would be conservapedia .. which is arguably funnier than uncyclopedia
buttflakes27 t1_jb0700m wrote
simplyintentional t1_jb07ug1 wrote
Lol omg this is amazing.
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pillagemyvillage t1_jb0adhl wrote
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Winfield_Scott
When I was in grade 3, I used this article for a project in class
LeviathanGray t1_jb0atph wrote
All 13 year olds are cringe. Embrace it, and accept our love.
mykeuk t1_jb0bhrs wrote
I wrote a bunch of articles for uncyclopedia way, way back. Quite a lot of them are still there and actually quite funny!
hunthell t1_jb0c7mm wrote
You brought it up, now you have to share!
Besides, you were 13. Everyone is cringe at 13.
Winjin t1_jb0dewf wrote
I am so glad all the forums I used at 13 are very much dead now
But at the same time, the older I get, the more I wish they kinda could still be there to make fun of them
DisorganizedSpaghett t1_jb0dk02 wrote
I still remember unfondly exploring the offended page there.
cob59 t1_jb0dn50 wrote
Last time I checked, it was about as funny as Wikipedia is well written.
jmpinstl t1_jb0e5dy wrote
I’m glad I now know this exists
ashrocklynn t1_jb0elda wrote
It's gotta be "BUTT POOP!". It can't be anything else
GravyDangerfield23 t1_jb0ettm wrote
Oh &totse how i miss thee
GravyDangerfield23 t1_jb0ewuv wrote
>And I stumbled upon it thinking it was a real site that had been edited to be funny.
If it isn't real then wtf if my browser showing me?!
ChskNoise t1_jb0exen wrote
Great find hahaha
tildes t1_jb0fwdu wrote
genosv t1_jb0fx4b wrote
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Cowboy_Bebop the article has Spoilers; it makes it go faster and better cornering
ReactsWithWords t1_jb0g3rt wrote
I forgot all about it, too. Seems like they kept up with the times though.
off-and-on t1_jb0iii6 wrote
Dear god, look at the Florida page
commander_nice t1_jb0iw7i wrote
It's ok, that's all preserved on the internet archive. And in 10 years GPT9 will know all about it.
Tressticle t1_jb0iy30 wrote
insert-originality t1_jb0j0el wrote
I used to visit this site regularly way back when. I can’t believe it’s still going on.
Mr_Budo t1_jb0j6ef wrote
damn. that's distilled 2000's humor. i had a real stupid article on the brazilian version, desciclopédia.
tehmoss_pit t1_jb0juzt wrote
Well obviously you're seeing things. Maybe check for a gas leak see or see a doctor /s
What I was referring to was stuff like wikipedia vandalism and such. But I didn't explain it all that well, because I was tired when I typed that bit of sillyness, lul.
NuaAun t1_jb0ko04 wrote
It's very funny. I liked the shitposts.
IceFire909 t1_jb0mn8t wrote
That's a name I've not heard in a long time
IceFire909 t1_jb0mqtq wrote
Could probably build a dnd session out of this
IceFire909 t1_jb0mshy wrote
Also bonsai kittens
IceFire909 t1_jb0mvvh wrote
Hey now you can't forget glassinmyass.com
IceFire909 t1_jb0n111 wrote
#NOW WHEN YOU SAY HUMAN RECIPES...
djshadesuk t1_jb0q8od wrote
Is far more active.
Simon__Moon t1_jb0re7a wrote
This made my day
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-ceoz t1_jb0tj50 wrote
I used to read this 15 years ago, it was a simpler time.
mschwartz33 t1_jb0y4ig wrote
This is basically just Agricola. I don't know how many 17th century, Russian farming simulators you've played, but it is probably the best!
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MoldyPond t1_jb1005l wrote
Uncycyclopedia (which is online encyclopidia like “wikiped”) said I was writing story called “Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction” and dontn’t know where come but I decide to write anyway!
japan_love49 t1_jb102f6 wrote
Wikipedia get boring. People need new one in the same kind.
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GodspeakerVortka t1_jb10d2g wrote
Omg I had forgotten this existed.
Lakepounch t1_jb131xj wrote
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TyeDyeGuy21 t1_jb13o7j wrote
Not me, I saved it all for now!
ibadlyneedhelp t1_jb14aii wrote
Bloodninja was just some dickhead who stole someone else's prank chatlogs and put his own name over them. You can even see his conversation partners make reference to speaking with someone whose name isn't bloodninja.
Blackfeathr t1_jb14njx wrote
Eh it's become an alt right shithole now. Its golden age, if you can call it that, has long passed.
RHINO_Mk_II t1_jb15dwd wrote
Sly Marbo's favorite page.
robert235 t1_jb16bfw wrote
Same, about 4 years before I knew of Reddit . I used to visit this site.
dzhastin t1_jb17cj7 wrote
🌎 👩🚀 👈🏻 👩🚀
VanillaSarsaparilla t1_jb18l0e wrote
God I remember spending hours on this site in high school! Good times, gooood times…
AmethystWarlock t1_jb1afds wrote
OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM!
0hellow t1_jb1cusf wrote
Yeah I was expecting the page to be a little more fun.
Marina_Maybe t1_jb1dkuh wrote
I got past "Hitler is sexy and liberated Poland from the Jews" and "Mandela was the world's biggest racist" before realizing it was just a neo Nazi circle jerk poorly disguised as "edgy".
MoldyPond t1_jb1eiko wrote
UIT HAS BEEN STOLED!
AmethystWarlock t1_jb1fazw wrote
Not so fast Mr. Gordon
get-off-of-my-lawn t1_jb1fnch wrote
Was looking for this. Thank you fella G. “Ggggg! “
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MoldyPond t1_jb1mwyw wrote
What happens next? You decide! Thanks for reading! (Please buy my book at peterchimera.com, I am poor)
gOhCanada t1_jb1mzzf wrote
Fuck, I completely forgot how much I loved this site. The Oscar Wilde quotes get me every time.
Vectorman1989 t1_jb1nuzq wrote
I wrote most of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on Greenpeace when I was a teenager. It's been edited and added to here and there but the bulk of it is still generally what I wrote
glasdon_pm t1_jb1o0pg wrote
One which I find quite impressive: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Alliteration
Vectorman1989 t1_jb1ocnv wrote
Were you offended?
Ozamatheus t1_jb1p2bp wrote
It's from 2005, it was one of the first funny stuff I found on internet in that days
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A11th3p04n t1_jb1q60p wrote
Isn’t that just conservapedia?
In_a_silentway t1_jb1qr8v wrote
I remember this site back in it's golden days before the creator sold out. I remember discovering Chris-Chan while he was getting trolled by them. Dark times in my life.
EnderScout_77 t1_jb1s4on wrote
wait this shit is over a decade old and im just now discovering it???
BIindsight t1_jb1sgqy wrote
I mean, their featured article is dragging Scott Adams. The site isn't inherently alt right. They for instance have multiple different Trump articles, either one of which is guaranteed to offend someone, whether a trump supporter or not.
Have you ever looked at their alt right article? https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Alt-right
I just don't agree with your alt right assessment.
AbeVigoda76 t1_jb1v96j wrote
I frequently return to the Charlie Brown Page to read about his specials, including “You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown”, “Stop! It’s Illegal in All 50 states Charlie Brown”, and “They're All Dead, Charlie Brown, and You Killed Them, You Fucking Monster”
Finetales t1_jb200ca wrote
What a throwback. I used to love trawling random pages on Uncyclopedia back in the day. I remember all the Stoner High School articles being totally ridiculous lol.
PeppersHere t1_jb206ef wrote
If anyone wants to know about the life of A, please read below.
T0Rtur3 t1_jb240yx wrote
Perhaps, but you would have never seen them if it wasn't for bloodninja. That shit blew up back in the day.
Vaadwaur t1_jb2462y wrote
The oranges ones will fucketh you up...
rockykrump t1_jb27n6a wrote
He was studying in his was studying labratoried
FixedFun2 t1_jb29um6 wrote
nothing about me being an old editor there
maroshimus t1_jb2axn3 wrote
Author probably owns this keyboard
kuroimakina t1_jb2bpap wrote
It’s the same problem that every parody site that does this has.
They pretend to be alt-right in a way that anyone with logic will understand is glaringly obvious. Unfortunately, alt-right types are both lacking in critical thinking, and also in personal connections. So, they see a place that posts the things they genuinely believe, and feel like they fit in - even though everyone else is doing it satirically.
Eventually, the alt-right types get more and more populous, and push things further and further, and the logical people slowly start to think “okay this place is a shithole now” and move on. Aaannndddd slowly it becomes another neo-Nazi website.
This happens often, especially because of how quick and easy it is to make “content” nowadays. Satire forums are a dead medium, unfortunately. They will always end up like this unless they’re policed heavily- and people hate overzealous moderation.
Crow_Mix t1_jb2fjsq wrote
I'm surprised no one has made an offended reaction compilation or challenge yet.
FrostyPlum t1_jb2fz95 wrote
wasn't always. It certainly had pages that were, but it was a mixed bag, and the good stuff that was there couldn't really be found anywhere else
different_tom t1_jb2j048 wrote
I went to school who started the site. Sold it to Wikipedia
PlaygroundGZ t1_jb2n0l5 wrote
Oscar Wilde quotes
ballzak0206 t1_jb2r435 wrote
One of my favorite ones from back when I found it was something like “at the age of 34, frank zappa was the oldest person ever born”
csolisr t1_jb2yqhj wrote
Used to contribute a lot to the Inciclopedia (Spanish Uncyclopedia) some ten or so years ago
zalfenior t1_jb32r74 wrote
This is my favorite one, really takes me back
Lizlodude t1_jb367yk wrote
That is so much more in depth than I ever imagined.
mangodelvxe t1_jb38bq2 wrote
It hasn't, not the forum anyway
Koraxtheghoul t1_jb3a1xr wrote
There actually have been at least 3 over the years. One was on wikia then Fandom. There was another one made by those thar hated that. Wikia kicked the first one. This one is not a descendent of wikia I can tell from articles.
Per tv tropes "A large handful of the site's members executed a fork in January 2013, meaning that two versions of the site are now active."
kassi0peia t1_jb3av03 wrote
Oh dude, you unblocked me a memory, in my country, circa 2008, we had our own versión of this, called wikipediarS xd it was hilarious until it went to shit 4chan style
cheesewedge11 t1_jb3c5ie wrote
They make fun of everyone but people here only remember them making fun of their side
biscuit_pirate t1_jb3fe4z wrote
Link pls
chevymonza t1_jb3h3i7 wrote
If nothing else, the very first alphabetically.
Extarys t1_jb3lwl6 wrote
My discovery of the year! I love it! ❤️ thank you
NotDiCaprio t1_jb3usou wrote
My personal favorite is the one about Diamond being the hardest metal. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Diamond it gets progressively funnier the further you read.
ChiefjusticeDS t1_jb5zafm wrote
Good to see it is still around. I spent a lot of time there years ago.
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Sherlock-Holmie t1_jaz9uh8 wrote
Iconic website