Submitted by MollyDooker99 t3_122peyg in Jokes
Mitochondriac
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mildlyConfirm t1_jdr64pv wrote
How do you call a woman without a man?
Single.
RolloutTieDispenser t1_jdr6tui wrote
Back in my day we lysed glucose and liked it. Eukaryotes these days have it too easy
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JaninnaMaynz t1_jdr7ftm wrote
Did your comment get transplanted or something, 'cause this has absolutely NOTHING to do with America.
MusicalElephant420 t1_jdr7yww wrote
r/lostredditors
slamdanceswithwolves t1_jdrai6z wrote
Stroke of genius
AshsShugar t1_jdrd7kw wrote
Frequent-Bee-3016 t1_jdrfri6 wrote
No cause only Americans have mitochondria /j
darthjory t1_jdrg0xj wrote
This one was so obvious. I knew the answer before clicking on it. 🙄
TheLewisIs_REAL t1_jdri7og wrote
My friend did you cell your brain
Sorry that was absolutely awful
Groucho-Marxist50 t1_jdtvozu wrote
This joke gives me a nucleus ache
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