Submitted by malumfectum t3_127wouw in Jokes
Because noble gases don’t cause reactions.
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trippleBob t1_jeg65c2 wrote
Haha oh gosh. That tickled me
[deleted] t1_jeg6cbx wrote
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joonbug678 t1_jeg6xs9 wrote
He He He
magicDos t1_jeg75qq wrote
Man, this joke really turns Neon.;)
Wildlyabolish777 t1_jeg775d wrote
He also had everyone who did laugh beheaded last time.
They all argon now.
CorporateMajdoor t1_jeglf5m wrote
good old days of this sub argon :’)
KotMaOle t1_jegmiwl wrote
Duke and Countess dance on royal ball. Suddenly Countess fart loud enough for Duke to hear it. She blushes and say: I hope it will stay between us. Duke responded: I prefer that it will spread.
ZVreptile t1_jegmw5x wrote
If I could give joke of the day you would win sir
Akira_2920 t1_jegpxbh wrote
This was so stupid, but I still laughed xD take my upvote
LrssN t1_jegq8qg wrote
There is nobody stopping you from doing that
ZVreptile t1_jegqg7x wrote
Alright I declare this joke of the day
PastResponsibility t1_jegqva5 wrote
If your farts don’t make others laugh then what is even the point of having a anus?
LrssN t1_jegqway wrote
I have to stop you there buddy. You can't just go around declaring joke of the day and think nobody will stop you
ZVreptile t1_jegr0at wrote
Why was I so loose with my sanctioning power when I had none? Ill see myself to prison
thesystem21 t1_jegsz3m wrote
Nobody laughs at my farts either. I guess we have tootankhamun
TaliesinMerlin t1_jegu9bk wrote
It was silent but deadly.
ztreHdrahciR t1_jegxkng wrote
This is really good
ElfLord01 t1_jegymiy wrote
Helium^3 ?
Yellowed_Console_45 t1_jeg5iuw wrote
I approve of this joke