My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time Submitted by Gil-Gandel t3_120do92 on March 24, 2023 at 8:16 AM in Jokes 145 comments 2,340
peter_the_martian t1_jdhdd2c wrote on March 24, 2023 at 12:27 PM My schizophrenic husband got in a car accident trying to give himself road head. He hit a tree thinking he was a contortionist Permalink −10−
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