Good mourning.

Edit: Thanks for all the contribution with more and even better gags. Loving it a lot!

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Yesidied t1_je9l2c9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:33 PM

#2,481,583

Dead fuck!

Can’t take credit —Friday the 13th pt4

wufiavelli t1_je9lbsr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:36 PM

#2,481,646

Just can't get enough of that mourning wood

No_MoreNails t1_je9mmsd wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:47 PM

#2,481,963

There is a zombie porn film involving a randy mortuary attendant called "Porn of the dead" and a vampire one called "From dusk 'til porn"

CronkleDonker t1_je9mozk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:47 PM

#2,481,988

Stop, he's already fucking dead!

Bentup85 t1_je9ngpj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:54 PM

#2,482,206

It came from the grave

klogs1974 t1_je9oaew wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:00 PM

#2,482,431

Stiffed

Stock_Development_95 t1_je9rxcw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:29 PM

#2,483,378

Mourning Wood

regrettablyold t1_je9s9i2 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:32 PM

#2,483,481

Coffin boffin?

Suitable-Emergency-1 t1_je9tk52 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 1:42 PM

#2,483,869

Night of the Fucking Dead

Sfumatographer t1_jea00rz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:29 PM

#2,485,566

Very Deep Throat

Dependent_Comfort_93 t1_jea2enc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:47 PM

#2,486,230

Blue Peter..

GodzeallA t1_jea4fit wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:02 PM

#2,486,777

Cold dead hard

die298 t1_jea84o7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:28 PM

#2,487,801

Bone raiser

Fun_Entrance_8643 t1_jeaaie0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:44 PM

#2,488,402

Cold Bone

PiranhaPotato t1_jeac8z1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 3:55 PM

#2,488,861

Boning....

MolassesHot2275 t1_jeaex9z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:13 PM

#2,489,613

Some like it cold

Fitter419 t1_jeag83j wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:21 PM

#2,489,922

Stiff stuffers

wolfey972 t1_jeagcuz wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:22 PM

#2,489,949

Zombie cheerleaders raising the dead

AccomplishedSoup8794 t1_jeagzkb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM

#2,490,090

Dead and Bread

human_peeler t1_jeakqwe wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:50 PM

#2,491,085

Wakin' with a stiffy

Kittie42Kat t1_jealtsc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 4:57 PM

#2,491,358

Living Dead Girl

PrestigiousCar5812 t1_jeamcok wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:00 PM

#2,491,493

Dead rising

ravenousravers t1_jeamexu wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:01 PM

#2,491,513

deadwood

Agnosticfrontbum t1_jeamqh6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:03 PM

#2,491,585

Replying to Stock_Development_95 (#2,483,378)

Nailed it

[deleted] t1_jeamrla wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:03 PM

#2,491,592

[deleted]

Agnosticfrontbum t1_jeamtzd wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:03 PM

#2,491,613

Weekend in Bernie

talkingtongues t1_jeamusb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:03 PM

#2,491,616

Dead beat.

ShamusMcfly69 t1_jeanqh8 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:09 PM

#2,491,813

Womb Raider

theservman t1_jeapeyq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:20 PM

#2,492,192

Cumming and Going.

Works for watersports too...

[deleted] t1_jeaps9m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:22 PM

#2,492,276

[removed]

wastingcalories t1_jeapy8u wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:23 PM

#2,492,313

Can’t find the crypt

Zorothegallade t1_jeaqcax wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:26 PM

#2,492,395

Replying to Agnosticfrontbum (#2,491,585)

Just another nail in the coffin

some-girl23 t1_jear0nf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM

#2,492,548

Fucked to death!

oilfeather t1_jear899 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:31 PM

#2,492,606

Love Never Dies.

what_tfuck t1_jearna7 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:34 PM

#2,492,688

Dead pool?

negrodamus_ t1_jeat445 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:43 PM

#2,493,044

Star Whores: The Phantom's Anus

Paladin936 t1_jeatk8l wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:46 PM

#2,493,161

Dead spread

KingBooRadley t1_jeaubt3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 5:51 PM

#2,493,334

I used to think I was into masochism, necrophilia and bestiality.

Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

WhiskeyDeltaBravo1 t1_jeaw2sb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:02 PM

#2,493,770

Over My Dead Body

styled_january_bikes t1_jeawvqa wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:07 PM

#2,493,979

Dead boring

Nouser1108 t1_jeaww6l wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:07 PM

#2,493,984

6 feet deepthroat

Distinct_Dark_9626 t1_jeayg6o wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:17 PM

#2,494,342

Replying to Stock_Development_95 (#2,483,378)

Much better than OPs! We’ll done

Coinsworthy t1_jeayt20 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:19 PM

#2,494,444

Two cremations One urn.

frankie109 t1_jeazlvc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:24 PM

#2,494,628

Here cum the dead

gilfromisrael t1_jeb0a67 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:29 PM

#2,494,815

Tomb riders

jkpirat t1_jeb0kms wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:31 PM

#2,494,890

Dead Head

Suspicious-Owl-3737 t1_jeb0way wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:33 PM

#2,494,962

Necromantic ( copyright issues )

Salnj t1_jeb3r3h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:51 PM

#2,495,680

Died Hard

Salnj t1_jeb46st wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:54 PM

#2,495,771

Dead but still moist.

IllAcanthopterygii36 t1_jeb4dy1 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:55 PM

#2,495,825

Exhamster

AccordionORama t1_jeb4yuv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:59 PM

#2,495,984

The Spy Who Came Into the Cold

LivingLargeinAB t1_jeb57bg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:00 PM

#2,496,033

Dead Man Cocking

Dear-Original-675 t1_jeb5t7h wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:04 PM

#2,496,181

Cum and Go

sunshaanebehr t1_jeb6ane wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:07 PM

#2,496,299

Embalming a bombshell

GruffisGamingw t1_jeb6c04 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:07 PM

#2,496,306

Please don’t promote it

FredDagg001 t1_jeb8doy wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:20 PM

#2,496,754

Replying to MolassesHot2275 (#2,489,613)

Crack open a cold one.

Malcolmpargin t1_jeb8jcc wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:21 PM

#2,496,793

Cold Snatch.

boingti t1_jeb9eke wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:27 PM

#2,496,976

Dead Hard.

Keffpie t1_jebb1cw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:37 PM

#2,497,385

Working Stiff.

dje1964 t1_jebb8m5 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:39 PM

#2,497,453

The theme song would be "Code Blue" by TSOL

Crime35 t1_jebe7qi wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:58 PM

#2,498,173

Return of the Dead Fuck!!! 😂😂😂

Umpteenth_zebra t1_jebe82f wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:58 PM

#2,498,175

Replying to Stock_Development_95 (#2,483,378)

I see someone else plays Terraria.

KFCfan05 OP t1_jebe9es wrote on March 30, 2023 at 7:58 PM

#2,498,181

Replying to Stock_Development_95 (#2,483,378)

Great response, lolled hard

Waitsfornoone t1_jebekgo wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:00 PM

#2,498,262

Replying to KingBooRadley (#2,493,334)

Or just fucking some scrambled eggs.

WhoEatsBats t1_jebfto4 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:08 PM

#2,498,597

Harry Cooter and the half-dead prince

[deleted] t1_jebgklw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:12 PM

#2,498,804

[deleted]

urmomaisjabbathehutt t1_jebhxdb wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:21 PM

#2,499,171

stiff and stiffer

Harmful_Sadness t1_jebijwt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:25 PM

#2,499,335

Replying to Stock_Development_95 (#2,483,378)

beat me to it

hairybogwoppit t1_jebk0bx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:34 PM

#2,499,679

Cold turkey.

3KnuckCoach t1_jebngqw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:56 PM

#2,500,466

Dead and loving it!

DKM_Eby t1_jebntzi wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:58 PM

#2,500,558

Dead ass

Bearloom t1_jebpqez wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:10 PM

#2,501,020

Splitting a Cold One With the Boys

tealandyellow t1_jebqu6c wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:17 PM

#2,501,293

Morgy

thegoodtimelord t1_jebs0d2 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:25 PM

#2,501,580

Dead End, crack a stiffy…

a_different_pov_85 t1_jebuel6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM

#2,502,160

Dead Beadroom

Ok_Caregiver_9585 t1_jebusd3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:44 PM

#2,502,249

Dead fish

Many_Acanthaceae2027 t1_jebuyir wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:45 PM

#2,502,292

Take a nap bout to fap

RaveSpectral t1_jebv2qh wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:46 PM

#2,502,318

Dead on Arrival

NRCharman t1_jebwogf wrote on March 30, 2023 at 9:56 PM

#2,502,703

The Little Death.

davva2004 t1_jeby5rn wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:06 PM

#2,503,035

Necrophilia is dead boring.

[deleted] t1_jec0586 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:20 PM

#2,503,482

[deleted]

toasty_o t1_jec0q2m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:24 PM

#2,503,615

Dead on Arrival

Ok-Woodpecker-3188 t1_jec0zdg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:26 PM

#2,503,671

Replying to Suitable-Emergency-1 (#2,483,869)

Night of fucking the dead

drsybian t1_jec2eo9 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM

#2,504,000

Mummy Knows Best

[deleted] t1_jec2og3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 10:38 PM

#2,504,067

[deleted]

Cold_Table8497 t1_jec8hbl wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:19 PM

#2,505,501

Dead bedroom.

Mediocre_Metal_7174 t1_jec8ojr wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:21 PM

#2,505,549

Twilight?

Pachie_ t1_jecdkak wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:56 PM

#2,506,759

Deadkake

Willing-Struggle-140 t1_jecds2z wrote on March 30, 2023 at 11:58 PM

#2,506,816

Dead wrong.

grimdog73 t1_jecem9f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:04 AM

#2,507,050

Dead Pokers Society

Glacierwolf55 t1_jech8pt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:23 AM

#2,507,747

I See Dead People

AccordionORama t1_jecjdui wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:39 AM

#2,508,299

Lucky Stiff

crayzeejew t1_jeck5gg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:45 AM

#2,508,495

She Cant Say No... Anymore

AllBeit4us t1_jeck8bj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:45 AM

#2,508,524

Dead and Loving It

TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckmns wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:48 AM

#2,508,634

Death Becums Her

TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckqm9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:49 AM

#2,508,671

Working Stiffs Working Stiff

TwentyCharacters2022 t1_jeckvog wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:50 AM

#2,508,718

Replying to DKM_Eby (#2,500,558)

Underappreciated.

Diplopicseer t1_jecl4rm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:52 AM

#2,508,783

Dead sexy

Gamecube76 t1_jeclndd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:56 AM

#2,508,928

What even is that?

The_Undermind t1_jecltzn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 12:58 AM

#2,508,973

Are you Fucking dead ass?

sevvert t1_jecoynn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:21 AM

#2,509,896

Dead Man Standing

jj_moh t1_jecq87o wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:31 AM

#2,510,268

Replying to FredDagg001 (#2,496,754)

Underrated

Upper_Initial7918 t1_jecqz89 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:37 AM

#2,510,462

The humping dead.

picklenova123 t1_jecr7tu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:39 AM

#2,510,538

The gawking dead

mildheadwound t1_jecrfrx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:40 AM

#2,510,596

My step sister’s breath smells really bad.

mpm19958 t1_jecrh1s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM

#2,510,607

Dirty sex.

mpm19958 t1_jecrirx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:41 AM

#2,510,628

Replying to Suitable-Emergency-1 (#2,483,869)

FTW

Marquar234 t1_jectk4u wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:57 AM

#2,511,190

Replying to Waitsfornoone (#2,498,262)

He didn't include pedophilia.

Jefflehem t1_jecxfsd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:27 AM

#2,512,272

Code Blue. Though I would imagine it's been done to death.

Psyklops-I t1_jeczewk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:44 AM

#2,512,835

Replying to TwentyCharacters2022 (#2,508,634)

Damn you beat me to this one

BabyLiam t1_jeczgvh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:44 AM

#2,512,856

Bones and boners

m1ss1ngxn0 t1_jeczpz4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 2:46 AM

#2,512,923

Cracking open a cold one

The sequel: Cracking open a cold one.... with the boys

Smooth_Watercress110 t1_jed3g21 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:18 AM

#2,513,979

Mourning Glory!

TZ79 t1_jed4s6h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:30 AM

#2,514,347

The Big Stiffy

Raygrrr t1_jed5fn2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:36 AM

#2,514,499

Deady does Dallas.

mdbryan84 t1_jed6tuk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:48 AM

#2,514,860

Deadwood

JunZi1618 t1_jed8blr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:02 AM

#2,515,258

Corpse bride

Butcherman45 t1_jed8lom wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:05 AM

#2,515,337

Honey I Blew Everybody.

_azizus_ t1_jed8xun wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:08 AM

#2,515,438

6ft Deep Throat

allnightdisco t1_jed98hf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:11 AM

#2,515,533

Porn of the Dead

Puckgroth t1_jed9tjc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:17 AM

#2,515,692

Necorn

cisforcoffee t1_jedcqmo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:47 AM

#2,516,498

Replying to Bentup85 (#2,482,206)

It came IN the grave.

Spiritual-Water-498 t1_jedfksn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:18 AM

#2,517,161

Mourning glory

reikutohno t1_jedgs9y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:32 AM

#2,517,479

Come in Pieces

yearsofthoughts t1_jedh4k8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:36 AM

#2,517,560

I didn’t see this was on r/jokes and was mildly alarmed.

DragonGold121 t1_jedhe3b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:39 AM

#2,517,616

Courting death

SolitarySoul2021 t1_jedhnaw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:42 AM

#2,517,684

Buffay the vampire layer. Dr. Acula and nights

Mayinator t1_jedn0s5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:50 AM

#2,518,947

Are you dead serious?

Crawford8 t1_jedoqpa wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:13 AM

#2,519,343

The wanking dead

lincruste t1_jedori2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:14 AM

#2,519,348

Night of the ass eaters

drod2070 t1_jedp9ec wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:21 AM

#2,519,458

Honey, I screwed a corpse

Pythnator t1_jedpsx9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:28 AM

#2,519,572

Wanted Dead or Dead

Aceticon t1_jedqbny wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:36 AM

#2,519,670

Sexy Gravediggers

KidenStormsoarer t1_jedqdnz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:37 AM

#2,519,685

Mourning Wood

LowRentSinatra t1_jedtyup wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:30 AM

#2,520,515

Not sure. I tried to bang this dead chick once, but she gave me the cold shoulder.

EvenDranky t1_jedwue2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:12 AM

#2,521,120

I used to be into necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me

EvenDranky t1_jedwvj4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:13 AM

#2,521,133

Dead hookers

ByeByeGuyGuy t1_jedx95m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:18 AM

#2,521,221

Dead Sexy

BraveCup6403 t1_jedzrwr wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:54 AM

#2,521,780

A day in the life of Sharon Osbourne

Sharkegy t1_jee0eko wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:03 AM

#2,521,930

Replying to Suitable-Emergency-1 (#2,483,869)

I'd watch that

limeyNinja t1_jee2vtc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM

#2,522,510

Dead Porn-Stars Society

The Wanking Dead

Deadwood

Fucking from Dusk till Dawn

Who we do in the Shadows

TomLechevre t1_jee3ad3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:40 AM

#2,522,619

Replying to FredDagg001 (#2,496,754)

Open a cold one's crack?

Hefty-Abies-4090 t1_jee5rom wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:09 AM

#2,523,260

necrophilia porn video

bdrock78 t1_jef3lqh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM

#2,534,710

The cocking dead