Submitted by KarmicComic12334 t3_ydzq0q in Jokes
Vohn_Jogel64 t1_itveaf5 wrote
I’m walking down a road in Italy and I’m lost.
I ask a man carrying two watermelons under each arm which way to the train station.
He carefully works the first watermelon to the ground, and gently lowers the second watermelon to the ground.
He looks me dead in the eyes, throws up his hands and says “I don’t know”
1983Targa911 t1_itvooj9 wrote
If he had two watermelons under each arm, wouldn’t he have four watermelons?
sovamind t1_itvqsk8 wrote
As written... yes.
Probably meant to be written, "carrying two watermelons, one under each arm, ..."
BenjaminHamnett t1_itw4m55 wrote
Hard to explain without hands
Terboh t1_itvwgfz wrote
RAW the Italian has 4 watermelons, but RAI it's 2
DahakUK t1_itw39e3 wrote
But do they count as improvised weaponry, or does carrying them mean he's unarmed?
Smileyface8156 t1_itvznl5 wrote
I understood that reference!
The_mango55 t1_itw7mcx wrote
Has Crawford tweeted about how many watermelons there are?
the_gubernaculum t1_itw1xmt wrote
The mental image of a man carrying 4 watermelons under his arms, struggling, is just so simply hilarious.
1983Targa911 t1_itx6vxl wrote
Right? :-D
pedro_pascal_123 t1_itw3ag2 wrote
Nowhere does it say that the two watermelons he set down were from different hands... he could have freed one hand only... It takes only one hand to 🤌
Aggradocious t1_itw4qih wrote
But it says "throws up his hands"
Bike_Chain_96 t1_itw73l8 wrote
Maybe he threw a watermelon with each hand when he did that
Crimsoner t1_itwbd78 wrote
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