Submitted by KarmicComic12334 t3_ydzq0q in Jokes
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Vana92 t1_itv2818 wrote
>ff. The others hear him scream. It goes on all day and all night. Finally as the sun rises, he is thrown back in the cell. The other two look at him with new found respect, but he says
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>I wanted to tell them everything! But they wouldn't u
Yeah it's a common stereotype. Italians are very animated with their hands when they talk.
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9VcIRtI4wFA
this and similar videos
Make_the_music_stop t1_itv5ttc wrote
I went on a date with an Italian beauty. We had a great conversation until we held hands, then she was speechless.
MacaroniBandit214 t1_itv7jyn wrote
Spaghetti 🤌
TaikaJamppa t1_itv7s17 wrote
So that’s… how you shut up an Italian? Hold their hands? Just like a person using sign language, you just turn the lights off? 😆
Edit: Come to think of it, Italians are speaking in sign language… kind of? So holding either’s hand would shut both up?
4lways_Has_B33N t1_itv8y8h wrote
🤏🤏
AcceptablePool8990 t1_itv9ak7 wrote
😂😂😂 that's funny
TooShiftyForYou t1_itvbgv1 wrote
A woman travels to Italy for a work conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything I can bring back for you?”
He laughs and says, “How about an Italian girl!”
When the conference is over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, “So how was the trip?”
“Very good,” she replies.
“And what about the present you were going to bring me?”
“Which present?” she asks.
“The one I asked for - an Italian girl!”
“Oh right, well I did what I could. We’ll just have to wait 9 months to see if it’s a girl.”
Waitsfornoone t1_itvc1om wrote
Not just a stereotype ... a lot of them (us) do it.
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Vohn_Jogel64 t1_itveaf5 wrote
I’m walking down a road in Italy and I’m lost.
I ask a man carrying two watermelons under each arm which way to the train station.
He carefully works the first watermelon to the ground, and gently lowers the second watermelon to the ground.
He looks me dead in the eyes, throws up his hands and says “I don’t know”
lr0nman_dies_Endgame t1_itvie2x wrote
I cooka da meatball
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manualshifting t1_itvj92l wrote
It's a spi-cy meat-ball.
endoftheroad1938 t1_itvm5lj wrote
Lame!
On_The_Razors_Edge t1_itvm8vb wrote
Great punch
KarmicComic12334 OP t1_itvm9do wrote
Welcome to r/jokes
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TheLewisIs_REAL t1_itvmw9g wrote
I givea you my award 🤌
Prestigious-Top-5897 t1_itvn79m wrote
Stay-At-Home-Jedi t1_itvnrxj wrote
As a Hispanic (similar but not the same), I've tried to talk with my hands in my pockets - it is nigh impossible.
1983Targa911 t1_itvooj9 wrote
If he had two watermelons under each arm, wouldn’t he have four watermelons?
dontcalmdown t1_itvoxea wrote
What do you call an Italian with no arms?
A mute.
sovamind t1_itvqsk8 wrote
As written... yes.
Probably meant to be written, "carrying two watermelons, one under each arm, ..."
TaikaJamppa t1_itvr3p1 wrote
Well, being Finnish myself… I usually keep my hands to the side. Then again, I barely talk. No, I’m not mute, just Finnish.
Leviathan1337 t1_itvr5mj wrote
Ah, good old number 83. Classic.
DerRaumdenker t1_itvt2jj wrote
An italian guy picks up a blonde from the bar, He takes her home to make love to her, after finishing he asks her:" are you finnish?"
"No" she answers
Determined not to leave her unsatisfied, he makes love to her again this time with more intensity after half an hour he asks her again:"are you finnish?"
"No" she replies again
This time the Italian goes for an hour, he rolls up in bed covered in sweat and asks: "are you finnish?"
"No, I'm Norwegian" she answers
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Rincewindt t1_itvuurv wrote
Mamma Mia!
Terboh t1_itvwgfz wrote
RAW the Italian has 4 watermelons, but RAI it's 2
Working_Fee_9581 t1_itvx0xg wrote
Why it is - an brit?
iaqualdo t1_itvx36t wrote
You may be joking but it actually kinda is
tobaknowsss t1_itvy96g wrote
How do you teach an Italian how to swim?
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Ask them to explain something and throw them in the pool....
McChicken-Nugget t1_itvysdb wrote
What do you call an Italian with no hands?? speech impediment.
ZBBZZB t1_itvzg2c wrote
Technically it would but then it would just be that they literally couldn’t say anything
Smileyface8156 t1_itvznl5 wrote
I understood that reference!
rabbitwonker t1_itw0y8w wrote
The real joke is that it included an British person, who presumably had an British accent
the_gubernaculum t1_itw1xmt wrote
The mental image of a man carrying 4 watermelons under his arms, struggling, is just so simply hilarious.
Mierdo01 t1_itw2tkd wrote
Not really
DahakUK t1_itw39e3 wrote
But do they count as improvised weaponry, or does carrying them mean he's unarmed?
pedro_pascal_123 t1_itw3ag2 wrote
Nowhere does it say that the two watermelons he set down were from different hands... he could have freed one hand only... It takes only one hand to 🤌
pedro_pascal_123 t1_itw3d2d wrote
A harmless mute...
LEGITCUBANO t1_itw4fd8 wrote
LMAO AYO i lold way too hard at work.
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BenjaminHamnett t1_itw4m55 wrote
Hard to explain without hands
Aggradocious t1_itw4qih wrote
But it says "throws up his hands"
teneggomelet t1_itw6tsj wrote
I actually saw a fender-bender accident in front of my little hotel in Italy
The next hour I just sat on my balcony and watched the show. The hand waving and arguing was insanly entertaining. Even people who weren't even there to see the accident would walk by and get involved in the arguing and gesticulating.
Former-Minute-6801 t1_itw6v21 wrote
This is class
TheRealCountSwagula t1_itw6z52 wrote
🤌🤌🤌
Bike_Chain_96 t1_itw73l8 wrote
Maybe he threw a watermelon with each hand when he did that
The_mango55 t1_itw7mcx wrote
Has Crawford tweeted about how many watermelons there are?
Advent_Reaper t1_itw7tn7 wrote
I see what you did there....
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ethicsg t1_itw8un6 wrote
It's called gesticulation.
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SlavPhoenix t1_itwb6y8 wrote
This only works if you read it to other people.
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BattleGoose_1000 t1_itwbmza wrote
This is an amazing fact about Italians, please don't stop doing this
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_itwc3dm wrote
You don’t know the kings English?
Ghaladh t1_itwd0p3 wrote
You should have joined in with random yells and hand gestures. Just go "eeeeeeeeeh", "ooooooooooh", "ueh" and do something with your hands. they would have been scared and confused and drop the argument.
Dicho83 t1_itwd0x7 wrote
That's what a stereotype is...
A portrayal of a group of people with common characteristic and subsequent behaviours.
Whether factual or not, it's still a stereotype.
C0deMasterYT t1_itwdgij wrote
Damnit. This got removed.
KarmicComic12334 OP t1_itwe7zh wrote
C0deMasterYT t1_itwei2q wrote
It says "Rule 2" and "[Removed]". Unless that's the joke.
pollitosBlandos t1_itwkvsh wrote
Was it a repost ?
C0deMasterYT t1_itwlzar wrote
I don't know. I haven't checked.
AcceptablePool8990 t1_itwo9yr wrote
😂😂😂 oh!! Never heard that word. Sound like ejaculation
LukesRightHandMan t1_itwqpal wrote
Hahaha thank you much. That's awesome. Wonder if that's a take on an old comedian's joke for comedians.
RollerDude347 t1_itwwlz9 wrote
That's why it's a stereotype. Sometimes you have them put on you... Sometimes you earn them.
1983Targa911 t1_itx6vxl wrote
Right? :-D
Working_Fee_9581 t1_iu0pm1u wrote
Am I supposed to?
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AcceptablePool8990 t1_itv1cu0 wrote
I assume Italians use hand gestures while talking🤔. Otherwise this went over my head