Submitted by gary6043 t3_yi7ls9 in Jokes

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: - religion - royalty - sex - mystery The prize-winning essay read:

“My God,” said the Queen. “I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?”

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gpokriff2 t1_iuhdcv6 wrote

‟Bishop!!” -shouted the King. ‟Have you been blessing my wife agin with your magic wand?!”

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richmondhill712 t1_iuiyqhh wrote

I remember an old jokebook joke along these lines, calling for a book title involving romance, royalty, and medical drama. The punchline was: Lady Chatterly's Liver.

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