First I was working at a potato farm, but then I was sacked.

Next it was the tuna factory, but then I was canned.

Next I tried being a lumberjack, but then I got axed.

Next I found an opening at the crematorium, but then I was fired.

Next I screwed up at the gun manufacturers, so I was quickly discharged.

Next I was printing thesauruses, but then my job was made redundant.

Now I'm growing magenta bananas, but I think I might get a pink slip.

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cookerg t1_iujf1je wrote on October 31, 2022 at 7:54 PM

I tried being a sex trade worker, but I was escorted out.

I worked on the production of "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" until I was downsized.

I once had a job in a mail room but I lost the post

I was a bungee jump tester but I was let go.

I was a butcher but got the chop

Wow just wow

I worked in the building trade until my constructive dismissal.

for the thesauruses work, you mean your job was made redundant and unnecessary.

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