three go out.
The biologist says: "They reproduced"
The physicist says: "There was a measuring error"
The mathematician says: "Now one has to go in so there`s noone in the bus"
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Automatic-Exit-1090 t1_iu9b4nu wrote
A different guy: "wonder why the bus driver is getting arrested?"
aimed_4_the_head t1_iu9iq39 wrote
The Republican says that no matter what the count was
SlackerNinja717 t1_iu9rgrm wrote
The philosopher says: "How would you like your latte?"
gacoperz t1_iu9t1dd wrote
Without milk.
SkaldLouisCyphre t1_iu9uyr8 wrote
And regardless of whether or not they can do basic math.
buddycheesus t1_iu9wn4z wrote
Front door or rear?
HilbertGrandHotel t1_iu9y087 wrote
So, just espresso? (Which is the superior form of coffee)
gacoperz t1_iu9z97g wrote
Unless you are Italian, for whom latte is milk, so just a cup of air to ponder on the futility of existence.
But I'd prefer that espresso.
Cherry_Treefrog t1_iua0u9w wrote
Thanks for that explanation.
vdlong93 t1_iua6w6f wrote
you simply repeats the joke...
bluesheepreasoning t1_iua78zf wrote
Old Internet clickbait memes say: "If you see it, you will shit brix!!1!1!!11!!"
crazyabe111 t1_iua8q4v wrote
He got 1 vote, the democrat got 5, and there were only 3 voters registered, two of which didn’t show up.
SignalRevenue t1_iua9ukn wrote
Mathematician says - it is fine - there is a minus one person in a bus.
thecountnotthesaint t1_iuaa480 wrote
The English major says, "spare some change?"
Eversnuffley t1_iuaa4ia wrote
The mathematician counted to -1
SheriffStealth t1_iuaa6ud wrote
No, he explained the joke. I didn't understand it the first time but this comment genuinely cleared up the confusion I had with this joke.
CerealKiller3030 t1_iuaae3r wrote
Username checks out
Fskn t1_iuac9e1 wrote
And the nun was really the bus driver all along
Patient_Effective_49 t1_iuadk5f wrote
A little louder for the person in the back of the bus
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pedro_pascal_123 t1_iuaed6a wrote
And that nun's name? Albert Einstein...
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TheRedditFerret t1_iuaftwi wrote
Ah, they didn't count you!
Initial-Space-7822 t1_iuafzlx wrote
It obviously wasn't the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers then. He would stop at nothing to avoid them.
TheGOUDfather t1_iuaifmf wrote
Jhon Cena
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skauros t1_iuakr0i wrote
It did state "empty bus"
AmongstYou666 t1_iuakumb wrote
The magician says: "And for my next trick, something you will actually find to be funny."
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Quirky_Journalist_67 t1_iuamk10 wrote
Mathematician: There are -1 people on the bus?
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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_iuaqgwp wrote
The Keanu says: "We have to keep this bus going over 50 miles per hour"
98433486544564563942 t1_iuaqs9f wrote
We don't have milk, do you want it without cream?
Raisin_Bomber t1_iuari5m wrote
Gandhi has nuked the universe.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuasoef wrote
Lady's preference.
Waitsfornoone t1_iuaszd6 wrote
The Hippy: "These mushrooms are fantastic."
peter-forward t1_iuawer6 wrote
The support technician suggests you restart the bus and try again.
iamsoldats t1_iuax6gf wrote
As do the Dems when they lose.
everything_is_bad t1_iuaxlx6 wrote
But then if one goes in, won't there be noone on the bus?
Do_not_use_after t1_iub4ztr wrote
The journalist says: Did I forget to mention a third person got in at the next stop? Such are the ways of clickbait.
Grigoran t1_iub5a7v wrote
They said it a few weeks before the two went into the bus, which was strange.
Grigoran t1_iub5xzv wrote
Dems in 2016: We launched an investigation to show whether foreign nations interfered markedly in our nation's elections. We uncovered efforts of that nature by certain nations, here are the receipts.
Republicans in 2020: Democrats voted 3 times each, changed all the votes at the machine despite paper audits, resurrected Hugo Chavez, used bamboo paper from Gyna, had 50 million illegals vote, and everyone knows zero people really voted for Biden because no one has Biden signs.
Grigoran t1_iub6c93 wrote
Indeed. That's why the mathematician says that now one must go in so that there is no noone on the bus.
Carlos----Danger t1_iubc47g wrote
Dems in 2016: Trump is illegitimate, "impeach this mother fucker!" after Obama does nothing
Dems in 2020: with Republicans in charge it was the most secure election ever and rewriting history again
DishRelative5853 t1_iubcds1 wrote
The English teacher said, "Use a goddamned hyphen!"
screenprince t1_iubcg2x wrote
That was Hillary
CommercialExotic2038 t1_iubdhrl wrote
I’ll have café au lait without milk.
AlmightyCrumble t1_iubg5lg wrote
But it wasn't really him, it was his chauffeur ...
prfessorY t1_iubhx3a wrote
Who tf is Noone?
alphadeeto t1_iubnirs wrote
And his name? Dave.
mvp_lon t1_iubp79n wrote
Man overflow and underflow fucked me in my final cause i forgot about it
DeputyDoGooder t1_iubsqfr wrote
Tony Little exercises outside of the bus.
Shibitou1 t1_iubwiai wrote
Nuclear Gandhi strikes again.
Trssty t1_iubx40d wrote
The scientist points out there is a logical explanation for anything.
ACED70 t1_iubxmkl wrote
I have no idea where this thread is going, and I love it.
hezzospike t1_iubz1t9 wrote
These are all references to past jokes/Reddit lore
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mroboto2016 t1_iuc2ftw wrote
Dave's not here.
mroboto2016 t1_iuc2lzo wrote
Trump says it's fake news.
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Deadlock07 t1_iuc3971 wrote
God: WHY DOES NONE OF THE CODE WORK, I JUST WANT TO BIULD A UNIVERSE!!
Stan_Archton t1_iuc5jty wrote
Press the button labeled 'Tare'.
MistraloysiusMithrax t1_iuc7sv0 wrote
Omg, you did it Reddit. We found them. It was like a reverse game of Where’s Waldo, where Waldo had to realize he was being looked for and stepped forward. But we found him, he found us, and we know there is, really truly is, one among us who DOESN’T KNOW DAVE. Super sus.
The real treasure was the frien…gunshots treasure. And someone got that treasure. And that little girl? It Dave
Bismuth941 t1_iucalr2 wrote
Schrodinger says: Well the bus was either empty of people or had someone in it.
Iz-kan-reddit t1_iuccau4 wrote
He's the guy who failed third grade English.
bobanovski t1_iuciofc wrote
Hmm when I heard this joke before the punch line was:
Mathematician says "we define an empty bus as the bus with one person in it"
BronzeMilk08 t1_iucpqtd wrote
The Dr. Dre says, nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
5stringviolinperson t1_iucqvy6 wrote
…Hello Dave…
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Tidesticky t1_iucvf8e wrote
The Snoop Dog says "Wha?"
Tidesticky t1_iucvgun wrote
Shit brexits
Tidesticky t1_iucvmvj wrote
But won't there also be noone on the other bus?
Tidesticky t1_iucvrcd wrote
You will only know the answer once you open Schrodinger's Bus
Tidesticky t1_iucw3fj wrote
You are a genius JimDixon
Tidesticky t1_iucw7ws wrote
The History Channel says "The truth is out there"
ThearusLord9 t1_iucyuyn wrote
I dont get it
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-engiblogger- t1_iud601q wrote
The electrical engineer says: “The first two were electrocuted by the bus as the third was 90° out of phase at the time of insertion.”
Agreeable_Winter737 t1_iud6b94 wrote
No, I’m Dave.
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bunnycat77 t1_iudkvj6 wrote
Because he's at Wendy's.
Ms_Photon t1_iudu2dt wrote
That’s a tad better.
beastofchaos t1_iuduh92 wrote
It was me, dio
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Stan_Archton t1_iufhs2p wrote
The Christian says, "Behold. He has returned!"
mroboto2016 t1_iufkav4 wrote
I take it you never watched Cheech and Chong?
bunnycat77 t1_iufli5i wrote
Bold of you to think so. 😉
JimDixon t1_iu99szo wrote
The Republican says: "The count was stolen!"