Submitted by Its___Time t3_yg4x7m in Jokes
Man: I found a dead cat
Operator: oh no! Are you sure it's dead?
M: Yes, I pissed in its ear and it didn't move
O: You what?!
M: I pissed in its ear
O: Why on earth would you do that??
M: Well, I heard that if you go "pss pss pss" in a cat's ear they should respond.
dstiles00 t1_iu6vkzh wrote
I know this is a joke but I could se this actually happening, kids can really be little crackheads sometimes yanno?