Two. One to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

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gh01210 t1_iucuws2 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 11:02 AM

#339,359

And number F to eat the canary

[deleted] t1_iud3w2g wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:43 PM

#341,306

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[deleted] t1_iud58yf wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:56 PM

#341,623

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Aceticon t1_iud5d1g wrote on October 30, 2022 at 12:57 PM

#341,645

Depends on how you count them - number of heads, number of arms divided by two, number of torsos...

BaronTatersworth t1_iudezdz wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:18 PM

#343,872

A fish

ot1smile t1_iudkbni wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:57 PM

#345,128

I always heard the punchline as ‘fish’.

ot1smile t1_iudkduz wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:57 PM

#345,141

Replying to BaronTatersworth (#343,872)

That’s the joke as I heard it back in the 80s

RichGrinchlea t1_iudrgp9 wrote on October 30, 2022 at 3:47 PM

#346,687

Replying to ot1smile (#345,141)

It was from a movie. Slam Dance iirc

cellardweller1234 t1_iue6s5w wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:32 PM

#349,992

Replying to ot1smile (#345,128)

A joke from Cheers.

ReadyToBeFreeAgain t1_iueaeal wrote on October 30, 2022 at 5:55 PM

#350,725

Replying to ot1smile (#345,128)

I read it that way in Postcards From the Edge. Don’t remember if the joke made it into the film adaptation though.

Big-End-9824 t1_iuf2lzf wrote on October 30, 2022 at 9:01 PM

#356,502

Football results. Real Madrid 1 surreal Madrid: fish.

Away_Code t1_iufflrn wrote on October 30, 2022 at 10:31 PM

#359,461

lol good one