Submitted by Dylanphile t3_yhxf6b in Jokes
Staff.
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cmnorthauthor t1_iug731a wrote
Cattitudes.
HotMessMagnet t1_iug7x43 wrote
Servants... or so Depeche Mode say.
towertycoon93 t1_iug8jlo wrote
Cats are the masters
DawgsWorld t1_iug8z0g wrote
Human slaves.
Normal_Machine4548 t1_iug9iln wrote
Cats have pets .......YES ... YOU !!!!!!
Skipper3943 t1_iugaupv wrote
enthralled subjects.
Archibaldinepilates t1_iugazsc wrote
Roomates
momandcrohnie t1_iugb7jg wrote
Who cares, cats are assholes
Real_Sky226 t1_iugh9t7 wrote
Butlers
Papadopium t1_iugiib5 wrote
Very slick!
bingwhip t1_iugnbxo wrote
Caltitude is defined as the height difference that a cat raises it's but to receive maximum scritches
Realistic_Door686 t1_iugo2km wrote
It's now the cat's house. We simply pay the mortgage.
Ok-Shape3403 t1_iugx3yp wrote
Custodians
Ill_Sky4073 t1_iugy9w8 wrote
Staff.
IKnowThatIsTrue t1_iugzytg wrote
Totally agree
Johnny_The_Room t1_iuh06aj wrote
Designated caretakers.
Pale-Fill9480 t1_iuh12dk wrote
Minions or peasants
Whiteflager t1_iuh26xn wrote
Dog: my owner brings me food every day and take care of me, I guess they are gods.
Cat: my owner brings me food every day and take care of me, I guess I am their god.
Ok-Yogurtcloset-6740 t1_iuh374a wrote
How is that a joke? It's reality. Cat owner typing.
Kool-Cucumber t1_iuh5t3f wrote
Istanbul
thargeretmatcha t1_iuh6rjv wrote
PhDs
Space_Peacock t1_iuh9lsq wrote
Walking scratching poles/food dispensers
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ButterPig10 t1_iuhglfs wrote
You mean cat staff member typing.
Ok-Yogurtcloset-6740 t1_iuhik4s wrote
LOL. correct!
murphanduncas t1_iuhk8yy wrote
Meowsters.
R34p3rXm4l1K t1_iuhp7pb wrote
Subjects
Bareback-bacon t1_iuhuej4 wrote
Misters
MelonTropic t1_iuhxz73 wrote
Cats do have can-openers.
SixStinkyFingers t1_iui0mn2 wrote
Subordinates.
whatsgoodmusic t1_iui4is9 wrote
Slaves
djscorpio74 t1_iui5bf5 wrote
Minions
Cavedweller907 t1_iui6w8h wrote
Majority of the single old lady community.
Lonely_Writer_1883 t1_iui7aua wrote
Help.
no seriously…help me…i’m a slave for 2 of them and i only get to see the light of day whenever they decide they want to go outside and chase a butterfly or a bird. They r watching me now as i tyoe this but i’m covering my ass saying i’m ordering more soft food. It’s time we revolt but i can’t do it alone - they have ALL of their claws and they sneak around this place like ninjas!!!
Zivadinka69 t1_iui8p93 wrote
Buttlers
LunchBitter4387 t1_iuib57z wrote
Doctorates
IdkWhatImEvenDoing69 t1_iuic994 wrote
Slaves
Sitting_upon_a_tree t1_iuidn0d wrote
Came here to say this. Dogs work for you, YOU work for cats.
calypso105 t1_iuieona wrote
puppets
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SteveisNoob t1_iuilzve wrote
Slaves
Hashashin455 t1_iuim1xr wrote
All of Egypt agrees
SteveisNoob t1_iuim2kd wrote
r/beatmetoit by 14hrs
SteveisNoob t1_iuime18 wrote
Damn, that's a really good one. And yes, Istanbul is 100% owned by cats, everything and everyone in the city exists to cater to cats.
SteveisNoob t1_iuimmew wrote
Well, they really are assholes, but lets be honest, we love them the way they are.
Assholes.
spikeybear77 t1_iuisflm wrote
Familiars
CriticismExact t1_iuisyk8 wrote
Cattitude. Meow
offbeattoxic t1_iuivmry wrote
They have pets
struggling_farmer t1_iuj40tm wrote
Subjects!
Random_puns t1_iuj441z wrote
Cats were once worshipped as gods... they have not forgotten this.
- The eminently quotable Sir Terry Pratchett
einre t1_iuj4y36 wrote
I knew it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cruel_and_nice t1_iuj7m2s wrote
According to cats and Egyptians, everything.
Callen_Fields t1_iujard8 wrote
Slaves.
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RedScope53 t1_iujkdg4 wrote
Both are logical thinking tbh
LunaGames401 t1_iujkvrw wrote
Purrrrr-sonnel
appleadamspdx t1_iujo33a wrote
Indentured servants
Ickeisrightagain t1_iuk7eal wrote
Staff
therealstrongwoman t1_iukaj6y wrote
Personal assistants
enirgin t1_iug5sxv wrote
Attitudes