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twp501 t1_iuaxkhp wrote

1 in every 2 and a half mn has hiv

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coolfolk t1_iuaz6w7 wrote

Stealing jokes from Jon Lovitz... Is it possible to sink lwer?

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NetDork t1_iubbi6w wrote

How much you got?

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TooShiftyForYou t1_iubc0pg wrote

Like Charlie Sheen always says, "When life gives you lemons, make lemon-AIDS."

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NeyFloyd t1_iubdwkh wrote

"... enough to kill two and a half men" (by Jon Lovitz)

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pi-N-apple t1_iubmfyy wrote

Am I in 2011?? Haven’t heard this joke in like a decade.

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ResQMedic78 t1_iubnzd4 wrote

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

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BeanLofti t1_iubx1iu wrote

I mean, the guy was bangin’ 7 gram rocks because that’s how he rolls. He has one speed. Go.

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Normal_Machine4548 t1_iucdmoq wrote

The question is .... Can cocaine handle a line of Charlie sheen?

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Normal_Machine4548 t1_iucdrp4 wrote

I heard ... that if u snort baking powder off Charlie sheen ... it turns to cocaine

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The-SoloS t1_iucf5wq wrote

Replying to Zygarde718 (#336,362)

Charlie sheen did a show called 2 and a half men. He went a rant about winning and tiger blood and Adonis dna or some shit. I yeah and he called the show creator some things along the lines of what Kanye is doing. And well he got fired and replaced and it never really recovered without him.

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Not-Romit t1_iucf64y wrote

"7 gram rocks, that's how I roll"

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skgody t1_iucfjdp wrote

I thought that was Ashton that killed it.

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ASLnUrFace t1_iucmixw wrote

What a Wildthing to think about...

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JammyHammy86 t1_iucnxhc wrote

this is funny because its literal AND literal

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MrFocalPoint t1_iucoegn wrote

He never actually liked cocanie, he just liked the smell of it.

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PatHernandez t1_iucvfb6 wrote

That’s a god damn hilarious question even without the punchline.

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Kimchi_Cowboy t1_iucwyry wrote

Don't bother him there is Men at Work. Charlie is a total Hot Shot who could out binge Wall Street. It would take a Platoon to stop him and you'd need to be Major League.

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Endofthemoosetrap t1_iucyikb wrote

“Hookers and blow are the mayonnaise and mustard on the sandwich of life. Charlie’s problem is it’s all he’s got on his fucking sandwich.”

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Giantstingray t1_iudp3kv wrote

Charlie sheen can do as much cocaine as Charlie sheen can

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rollduptrips t1_iuedknx wrote

How much cocaine would a Charlie sheen snort if a Charlie sheen could snort cocaine

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UnBR33vuhble t1_iuf43dt wrote

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST! This joke has to be considered old by now, right?

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Discally t1_iuf6olk wrote

Is that with, or without the tiger blood, and also, would it make a difference if he said "Winning!" (ad nauseum) or not?

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