Submitted by P7o7s7t7a7l t3_y9wnch in Jokes
v8grunt t1_it7t7mw wrote
Two nuns walking down a dark country lane when Dracula jumps out in front of them!
Show him your Cross shouts one nun.
The other nun shouts...
"Why don't you fuck of you pointy toothed, squinty eyed fucker"!
CurtisLinithicum t1_it7zqs5 wrote
Dracula goes to attack a poor peasant, who fends him off with his hand-made cross.
Defeated, Dracula returns to his castle, and one of this minions asks "my lord, how was it?".
Dracula replies, "rood".
1onemarathon t1_it826f2 wrote
Heh, had to look up "rood". Never heard of it before.
PQ01 t1_itam4bi wrote
Updoot for sophistication
1onemarathon t1_it7ut40 wrote
Aaaand nope
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