Submitted by KarmicComic12334 t3_ygta30 in Jokes
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
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The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
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The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
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The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
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The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'