A lawyer dies and wakes up in heaven.

He's greeted at the gates by St. Peter himself.

The lawyer says, "What happened? I'm in good health and wasn't in an accident. I'm too young to die. I'm only 50!"

St. Peter says, "Well by looking at our records you're 87. That's a pretty good life."

The lawyer yells, "87! You're way off, how did you get that number?"

St. Peter says, "We added up your client billing time sheets."