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USMCWrangler t1_j25d61x wrote on December 29, 2022 at 7:53 PM

My wife and I are into S&M.

She sleeps and I masturbate.

Mammoth-Pain-358 t1_j26hvr7 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 12:26 AM

I hear that

Wonderbread1999 t1_j270qlr wrote on December 30, 2022 at 2:42 AM

So does his wife

TheDownvotesFarmer t1_j28mq8l wrote on December 30, 2022 at 1:04 PM

Our wife

StrikingExcitement79 t1_j26a6am wrote on December 29, 2022 at 11:32 PM

Wife?

almondyeyes t1_j29dpq5 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 4:28 PM

This is too funny, needed the laugh, thanks buddy..

P.S. I am a female and it was usually the opposite for us, except he slept and I was clueless about masturbation. Lol

ndavids1 t1_j29ow4o wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:39 PM

This is my new favorite saying