As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking.

Submitted by RibaldPancake t3_zzuurj in Jokes

The President was in his bunker trying to figure out where the first contact went wrong. He told his aide, “They landed and I went up to the leader and greeted him in peace. They immediately ran back back to their ship, and started their assault.”

Just then, the lead linguist ran into the room and said, “We think we’ve deciphered the message, though it doesn’t make much sense to us.”

“C’mon - spit it out!” yelled the president.

“The message just says ‘That wasn’t my hand.’”

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NDodma01 t1_j2dpled wrote

Shouldn’t it say, greeted him and shook his hand

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