Submitted by SchwarzeHaufen t3_zz8wno in Jokes
Moldy_slug t1_j2cte73 wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
An old lady gets on the bus on a cold winter day. "Thank God," she says to the driver, "I thought I was going to miss the last bus and be stuck out in the snow!"
The driver shushes her and says, "You can't say 'thank god' these days, you'll get in trouble. If you must say something, thank Comrade Stalin."
"Oh, I see," says the old woman. "But... what if something awful should happen and Comrade Stalin dies? What do I say then?"
"If Comrade Stalin dies, then you may thank God."
Narrheim t1_j2d7ubx wrote
And as the bus stopped at the next stop, driver got missing...
Snorc t1_j2dw3ay wrote
He actually just went into hiding. Disguised as a nun.
Narrheim t1_j2e4zmb wrote
Unfortunately, the mother superior was a KGB agent too...
dwbaz01 t1_j2f5ojc wrote
In Soviet Russia, everyone is KGB.
decembernutlist t1_j2etv25 wrote
Acted like a sister. A sister act you might say
Oo__II__oO t1_j2ekrg0 wrote
Coroner's report: Fell four stories to his death, from bus window
Dizz2K7 t1_j2dypgg wrote
Where'd he get it from??
zoombazoo t1_j2ek8o7 wrote
Did he get fucked up the ass by a man dressed as god?
Narrheim t1_j2ektj4 wrote
Don´t ask questions like this if you don´t want to get missing too!
Responsible_Tax_2763 t1_j2enbcf wrote
Or fall from a window at the top of a tower block
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