Submitted by fhqwhgadsz t3_zqbh6q in Jokes
Cpt_Copycat t1_j0y6c3u wrote
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
SomeLightAssPlay t1_j0z3n53 wrote
imma be so annoying nitpicky here but i think Hamal works slightly better than Ahmal. If you pronounce Ahmal the american way it probably works but in arabic you really stress the H so it doesn’t sound at all like “‘em all”. Ha-mal / ‘em-all will rhyme nicely by Ah-mal and ‘em all won’t, the H is simply too powerful and pronounced
wingedbuttcrack t1_j0zcojn wrote
Could work better if the kid goes to india and named Amal.
SomeLightAssPlay t1_j117at5 wrote
the first time i heard this joke that was actually the exact name and situation
Desertbro t1_j0zy70o wrote
"ack-mal" vs. "a-MAL"
Ewetootwo t1_j0z6mjw wrote
How to ruin a joke 😌
bleep_bliop_bloop t1_j0zg7aw wrote
To be fair, I didn't get the joke till I read his comment specifically because of what he said. I was stressing the h in my head.
lemoinem t1_j0z1tg4 wrote
I had a version with triplets. The middle one was called Theodore
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