Submitted by chopselmcity t3_ztx8a5 in Jokes
berkleysquare t1_j1fy9u0 wrote
2.30 is the best time to visit the dentist.
Tyfyter2002 t1_j1i3bpz wrote
You should definitely visit the dentist if you've got a 2:13
mapleleafraggedy t1_j1jfanj wrote
They need to create a dentist office just 14s
_the_eclectic_ t1_j1hgtdv wrote
Huh?
sqlservile t1_j1hh6g7 wrote
Tooth hurty
MegaMinerd t1_j1i8ptp wrote
I told my dentist this recently. My appointment was at 3 and I left the house at 2:30 so I joked about that. I'm a little surprised there was no wise guy before me.
berkleysquare t1_j1hlp60 wrote
Well done,Sherlock
TopGun_84 t1_j1hw8tf wrote
And 3 30 is better time for the dentist.
(Teerth hurty) ... More teeth hurting and more money for Dentist!!!
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1hwiik wrote
meh
TopGun_84 t1_j1hwzun wrote
Hey I am a dentist ;)
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1hx3kh wrote
im scared of your kind
TopGun_84 t1_j1hzy75 wrote
There are some necessary evils in the world and ....well dentist is one of them ?
( Someone has to wear the ring and carry the Burden like the Hobbit!!!)
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1i04ra wrote
you get your money worth for carrying the burden tho
suugakusha t1_j1i5wtn wrote
That's not how you pronounce the number 3
TopGun_84 t1_j1ikl1p wrote
It is like that when you have some bad tooth pain or tongue ulcers
But yes you are right ;) it was a bad try lol 😂
sqlservile t1_j1itiz8 wrote
It's pronounthed free furty after a visit to my dentitht.
shauryatandon1 t1_j1ipjtg wrote
r/yourjokebutworse
mrmkiara t1_j1hjnvu wrote
I can't believe there is someone who has not heard this... This joke was considered an old doozy back when I was in school in '74...
HotGambleMud t1_j1i3hpz wrote
First time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
LollingLollipop t1_j1mfsdr wrote
Hahahahaha awesome reply
berkleysquare t1_j1hlv5k wrote
1774!
xDizzyKiing t1_j1htcvr wrote
74 was 45 years ago. Are you my dads teacher?
mrmkiara t1_j1jq9an wrote
Lol. I was an 8 year old kid in primary school at the time
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5v2j wrote
Me oo yea, back in the 165's, this joke rolled like a rock.
HacBoi9000 t1_j1jwbd8 wrote
1527
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spankmeBTCpapi t1_j22x0fo wrote
I told a dentist this, she replied "no, no...by that time it is far too late"
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