I guarantee she'll be seeing someone else.
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[deleted] t1_j1wksay wrote
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Empty-Dragonfly9682 t1_j1wlvv7 wrote
You'd have to guide her in for a head job.
wing_ding4 t1_j1wop96 wrote
Mary ?
Kalelopaka- t1_j1yc16m wrote
Was dating this girl, she had one eye that was off, a walleye as we called it. We didn’t date very long, she made me paranoid as hell, I always thought someone was sneaking up behind me…
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j1wl5xo wrote
You mean “lazy eyed girl” right?
KrisEyre OP t1_j1wljck wrote
Depends where you're from. In UK lazy eyed means a droopy eyelid. Cross-eyed suggests eyes looking in different directions.
WeCanDoThisCNJ t1_j1wr0an wrote
Some jokes are very region-specific. For instance:
A polar bear walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, “£17, please.”
The polar bear pays and takes a seat.
Bemused, the barman approaches and says, “This is exciting, we don’t get many polar bears in here!” To which the polar bear replies, “I’m not surprised with beer at £17 a pint.”
whitehorse201071 t1_j1wxpp7 wrote
She's probably a teacher. They struggle to control their pupils. :)