Submitted by EducationalRent4595 t3_10qctca in Jokes
She freaked out and said, "You never told me you had an ex-wife!"
I replied, "I don't."
Comments
Buddy2269 t1_j6pag64 wrote
"YET"
FrankAvalon t1_j6pb8b5 wrote
Not bad.
And I'd add "Yet." As in "I don't. Yet."
FrankAvalon t1_j6pbjko wrote
Woops. Your yet only showed up after I posted my yet. But yours obviously takes precedence. By a few mins.
Buddy2269 t1_j6pc9s8 wrote
Sorry mate, first come first served I have super fast broadband. LOL.
Tiumars t1_j6perq6 wrote
Reminds me of a cheesy pick up line. You look a lot like my first wife. First wife? How many times have you been married? I haven't
spymakc t1_j6p9gay wrote
Spontaneous muteness again, eh?