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HashtagTSwagg t1_j6h72x7 wrote

A blind man walks into a bar, takes a seat at the counter, and orders a drink.

A few sips in, he leads over to the person next to him and asks them "Hey, want to hear a blonde joke?"

Almost immediately, the entire bar goes silent, when the woman he asked clears her throat. "Before you tell that joke, friend, I think there's something you should probably know.

I'm a blonde, and I've played lacrosse for 6 years now. The fellow over there playing pool is a blonde, and he's a star quarterback. The bartender is a blonde, and he used to do MMA. The guy sitting to the other side of you is a blonde, and he's made it to the nationals in weight lifting. Half the people in this bar are blonde. So, buddy, let me ask you... do you really want to tell that joke?"

The man pauses, thinking it over for a second as he takes another sip of his drink. "Probably not, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

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Koroelyz_arts OP t1_j6h8hrn wrote

okay I see you (☛´∀｀*)☛ I can imagine this as a longer-form comic, great joke!

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HashtagTSwagg t1_j6h8nag wrote

Thankfully it's a pretty modular joke - you can add as many people of as many backgrounds as you want or need, and the punchline can still be the same. It can be super specific or very generic, especially since the idea his ass could get beaten for telling that joke can be displayed visually rather than through dialog.

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Koroelyz_arts OP t1_j6h9akh wrote

Solid contender. I'll definitely keep it in mind when I finally decide on one :>

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