A guy working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said: ‘Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.’

‘I haven’t got them,’ said the man.

‘Why not?’ asked the surgeon. ‘This is 2023, we’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didn’t you bring the fingers?’

The man said: ‘I couldn’t pick them up.’