Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
furiousfurret t1_j5verad wrote
Reminds me of the time I itch a ride with a truck Driver. He had a small monkey and said " watch this" and he slapped the chimp behind the head and it started to give him a blowjob. He then ask me if I wanted to try it. I said ok but dont slap me too hard.
fluxed_capacitor t1_j5xth0e wrote
I was waiting for a "spanking the monkey" punchline, but this works too.
tooniceabitch21 t1_j5zhmbl wrote
This one made me spit out my water lmao.
Steenies t1_j5xojzw wrote
I thought this joke may be better than ops but I must inform you that chimps are not monkeys. It saddens me to see them referred as such and it is my mission in life to inform all of this important fact.
zen-shen t1_j5y04u4 wrote
BUT are there any differences in blowjob techniques between chimps and monkeys?
Steenies t1_j5y07c6 wrote
I feel there's a PhD thesis in there. Go forth and discover, for science!
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yhx4s wrote
I, in good conscience, must upvote all of this...
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxs1q wrote
Might not be a thesis but definitely an oral exam.
KhunDavid t1_j5yo10b wrote
From what I’ve read about chimps, during the blow job by the chimp, your dick would be violently ripped off of you by its teeth.
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxvwn wrote
Ha, jokes on you. My dick doesn't have teeth.
[deleted] t1_j5yxdmq wrote
Thanks Joe Rogan for that stirring mental image
dissemblers t1_j5xseqb wrote
Oook
Meerv t1_j5xz30t wrote
Is that a discworld reference?
PatrickKieliszek t1_j5y6ukq wrote
Orangutans are most definitely apes. It might be I'll advised to refer to one using the M-word.
dissemblers t1_j5zo3ex wrote
Oook
furiousfurret t1_j5y0ixj wrote
Well, I guess you'll have to slap me a little harder then, 😉
Steenies t1_j5y7lwj wrote
Best response
EngryEngineer t1_j5yh6oq wrote
I am also not medicating my depression
JumpingPeaches t1_j5wzfdg wrote
😟
jjbugman2468 t1_j5zou8n wrote
Ah I heard this one but with Putin, a whore, and Trump lol
[deleted] t1_j5x622d wrote
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mightylonka t1_j5yp4ck wrote
r/emojipolice
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