Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
fluxed_capacitor t1_j5xth0e wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I was waiting for a "spanking the monkey" punchline, but this works too.
tooniceabitch21 t1_j5zhmbl wrote
This one made me spit out my water lmao.
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