Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
RandoCalrissian11 t1_j5ybvwg wrote
Reply to comment by thomask1989 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Instead of saying it worked, you then ask “have they arrived yet?” Implying aliens are about to make contact.
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yie8h wrote
I think I'd go for more of a Terminator vibe... implying a threat from the future... then you could also run into the store naked.
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