Submitted by CalEPygous t3_10kknwi in Jokes
There's a big market for used cars.
Comments
DuZZasH007 t1_j5r7wbm wrote
Can say both are accident prone * things
SpinalPrizon t1_j5r8s9k wrote
At least with one of them you could claim insurance when an accident occurred.
Xenu66 t1_j5r92tk wrote
It's less embarrassing when you pull out and the cars still in the garage
Bentup85 t1_j5rb59q wrote
I came in one today
oneaccountaday t1_j5rbkbt wrote
“Damn it Billy! Stop doing that in the Subaru!!”
all_usernamestaken00 t1_j5rdgg6 wrote
Multiple people can come in a car?
semiloki t1_j5rdgub wrote
I thought it was if the car breaks you aren't still paying for it 18 years later.
Rip_claw_76 t1_j5ree92 wrote
If you don't know then I suggest not sleeping with anyone
[deleted] t1_j5rf9st wrote
Condoms prevent kids. Cars run over them
SprinksBrinks t1_j5rg3fp wrote
It's expensive when you break a rubber?
Edit: Oh you said difference
NDodma01 t1_j5rhjoh wrote
The condom makers don’t try to pull the wool over your eyes
MtPollux t1_j5riri7 wrote
your mom has entered the chat
FakeBenson t1_j5rq928 wrote
I don't enjoy poking holes in cars.
TammyL8 t1_j5rqfsq wrote
The car can accommodate more than one prick.
leonscum t1_j5rxply wrote
I park my car in the front and my condom in the ... well, you know.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j5ryrfq wrote
You use one to pick up eggs and the other to avoid them.
[deleted] t1_j5rzyk0 wrote
[deleted]
Western-Image7125 t1_j5s7881 wrote
Stop doing the Subaru!!
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5s78hl wrote
Nightstand?
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5s7u3z wrote
A condom has less headroom.
ziksy9 t1_j5sa5qu wrote
Condoms stop accidents.
neoprenewedgie t1_j5sao3h wrote
OP has never been to the Dark Web.
Pretend_Manner_5519 t1_j5sem51 wrote
You can only fit one dick in a condom.
Smart-Time6212 t1_j5sffqi wrote
Nick Cannon owns a car.
BadassDad42 t1_j5sgac2 wrote
It’s not embarrassing admitting the car is too big.
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5sj9l8 wrote
But they both have a shaft
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5sjeg5 wrote
And they make a mess when they blow a gasket
Starfish-Story t1_j5slbzk wrote
Unlucky guys only use manual transmission.
[deleted] t1_j5snhj1 wrote
Without a car, u go get a loan. Without condom, you get to deposit. Interest coming up in 9 months.
soulstoneripper t1_j5spap8 wrote
But the exhaust gets me all excited!!
PokemonTrainerAlex t1_j5splo5 wrote
One causes accidents One prevents them
Traevia t1_j5sprte wrote
Technically they both prevent kids.
[deleted] t1_j5sqdyj wrote
Good luck finding 12 people that think prevention and death by grill marks to the dome are technically the same.
DeadwoodNative t1_j5sqtt7 wrote
My wife’s trying to sell a high-mileage Vulva
drowned_beliefs t1_j5sr0o0 wrote
One parks on a driveway and the other drives on a parkway.
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j5srqf0 wrote
I thought that how you clean the pipes with the condoms...???!!
CDude78 t1_j5ssij4 wrote
r/therealjoke
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j5stws1 wrote
1 covers a Johnnie, and the other is driven by a Johnnie, Johnnie cab.
GoddessofWvw t1_j5sy7ks wrote
Depends on what car it is however.
_Trolley t1_j5t598m wrote
But both prevent children
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j5t91g3 wrote
Difference is that my car fills in my entire garage when I put it in.
When I put condom covered thing into where it is meant to go in, it doesn’t fill the space at all..
TheGreatAut t1_j5tc182 wrote
I don't put my dick in a condom
Boy_Possession t1_j5tcvhv wrote
When a car breaks, it's a few months of money.
When a condom breaks, its many years.
ElectricityIsWeird t1_j5tichm wrote
“Man, I got five kids!”
[deleted] t1_j5tj1uu wrote
If there was a market for used condoms, would it be called a 2nd cum shop???
[deleted] t1_j5tl96s wrote
[deleted]
Chaytup t1_j5tt3tx wrote
Tell that to the kids in basic training with their 30% apr challengers
DecentCompany1539 t1_j5tt48i wrote
Used condom market value is proportional to value of former owner.
New-Entertainer-5582 t1_j5tzuyg wrote
Idk but the both kill people
watdafuknow t1_j5u1rb4 wrote
If it's a Range Rover, no difference. They are both for stuck up cunts
DutchOfBurdock t1_j5ujeng wrote
What do you call a condom stuck to a ceiling? Pissed off.
What do you call a condom stuck to a window? Condomsation.
Theodore_lovespell t1_j5v2wig wrote
It’s easier to pull out in a car
OrangeTiger91 t1_j5xmco8 wrote
Just turn the condom inside out and use it again.
[deleted] t1_j5xmnma wrote
That works too lol
EruditeLegume t1_j6bxx4a wrote
I thought only lesbians came in the back seats of Subarus?
oneaccountaday t1_j6by5fm wrote
Even THOSE cars are getting gentrified now apparently.
CalEPygous OP t1_j5r7pn3 wrote
Or, they'll let you test drive a car.