Submitted by ArcTan_Pete t3_10p0jc5 in Jokes
He didn't have the guts to say anything to me, directly.
A little bird told me
Submitted by ArcTan_Pete t3_10p0jc5 in Jokes
He didn't have the guts to say anything to me, directly.
A little bird told me
I definitely didnt.
Your boss sounds like a real bad trip
If this is a joke, then Vatican is the biggest country of the world
I think maybe you didn't like the joke..... because I dont think that the 'Vatican City' is the biggest country in the world
OK, not all humour is for everyone.... but I will reply, anyway, to give you the attention you desperately crave
I couldn't see the point of that "joke"
Sounds like one flew over the cuckoos nest
Did the bird talk to you or did he tweet it?
is this little bird in the room with us right now?
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"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies in the process"
"A little bird told me" Is a common expression in the UK (and, I think, in Canada and the USA). It means that someone has told you something - usually something confidential/that you were not supposed to know - and you chose to keep their identity a secret.
Of course, if you really thought that a real 'little bird' was talking to you, and giving you confidential information, then it could be a sign that you were hallucinating
It is a pun - a play on words or phrases that have may have two, or more, different meaning.
as it is a pun, then - by definition - it is a joke.
If you dont like it, or - more likely - if you dont understand it, then you are free to pass it by without making a comment.
I admit, I have done so with many jokes on this sub. But - something you may learn when you grow up - not everything in life, is made for your personal enjoyment
Truly, if it's not a dark humor joke, it's okay someone finds it unfunny, but the classic joke should have a little bit of fun in it for everyone. In r/Jokes are many types of jokes that are so boring that even rats can make better jokes that that. And for that free to pass, we live in a democratic states where is freedom of speech, so if i want to share my opinion, i will do it.
"We live in a democratic states where there is freedom of speech"
well, that may be true (for you) - and no one is going to drag you off to prison for giving your opinion - but freedom of speech doesn't mean you HAVE to give your opinion - as you will learn (hopefully) when you grow up.
and it doesn't mean freedom from consequences - such as me saying you are an immature moron who doesn't understand that other people may have a different idea of what is humorous and what is not
jcmatthews66 t1_j6hquta wrote
Bet you saw that coming