Submitted by beguiledhydra34 t3_10q438c in Jokes
A slow-cooker.
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beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6npwtk wrote
yummy 😋
fedeancona t1_j6nqwlo wrote
If she has triplets it would be the Wendy’s 4 for 4
DorkusDeluxus t1_j6nqxv1 wrote
r/Unclejokes
[deleted] t1_j6nqyrm wrote
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Luke_low t1_j6nrdqq wrote
Waiting for a baby to be born, so that they can eat it?
thomask1989 t1_j6nsijn wrote
A greenhouse seems more accurate
lilamilasoho t1_j6nsn11 wrote
Ohhhh NOOO!!
Laughed way too hard at this.
justabill71 t1_j6nt0un wrote
Perhaps with polenta.
beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6nt9ob wrote
That could work too 😁
beguiledhydra34 OP t1_j6ntb1b wrote
Glad I could make you laugh :)
Downtown-Custard5346 t1_j6ntvp9 wrote
Well, if I wasn't going to hell before, I am now.. found this way funnier than I think I should've lol
OldSamVimes t1_j6nu2js wrote
Cannibal jokes always leave a bad taste in my mouth, just like their dinner parties.
Bright-Amphibian6681 t1_j6nx0x8 wrote
Marinade
bigredcar t1_j6nyqa0 wrote
SNL did a "Placenta Helper" skit way way back.
auwa69 t1_j6nyspy wrote
i was about to comment this, apparently some tiktokers or celebrities did this :/
zecorb t1_j6o01mp wrote
So that's what they mean when saying they've got a bun in oven
Druidess_of_midian t1_j6o0at2 wrote
This made me snort laugh 😆
Lodju t1_j6o1bz5 wrote
They indeed ate it in the video i linked.
It's from a cooking segment of a travel show called Madventures.
harabanaz t1_j6o1t5p wrote
Why did the cannibal quit being a cannibal?
He got cold feet.
Fun-Owl9393 t1_j6o2cgg wrote
Why not take out?
reapseh0 t1_j6o4rm2 wrote
We tell the joke differently here.
They call it a Kinder Surprise
tormentedsoul55 t1_j6o55ud wrote
Cannibals don't eat clowns, cuz they taste funny.
bwaynebm7891 t1_j6o6a12 wrote
Tastes better with paprika
NoSpankingAllowed t1_j6o7b6b wrote
I should not be laughing at this, I really, really shouldn't be!
Xen0byte t1_j6o8qn0 wrote
Kinder Surprise
pyanan t1_j6oeky6 wrote
Hot Pocket! (Jim Gaffigan singing voice)
lilamilasoho t1_j6oi31z wrote
You made me laugh & made me repulsed with myself.
You nailed it.
5p4rk11 t1_j6omgs2 wrote
Hot pocket
HuckFinns_dad t1_j6oncqe wrote
“I hate my mother-in-law.” Said the cannibal. “We’ll then just eat your noodles.” His wife replied.
Touchmyfishy t1_j6pc9ow wrote
A lunch within a lunch
Fyrentenemar t1_j6pcj0c wrote
2/3 of a turducken
desantisjmd t1_j6npijc wrote
Aaaaaaaand I am going to hell for laughing at this