Guilty chuckle and upvote

Thank you but I'm not sure that will be enough to save this one.

Reminds me of an old dad joke.

Two guys see a dog licking himself. The first guys says, “I sure wish I could do that.”

The second guy says, “He might bite you.”

Two nuns are cycling back to the priory along a cobbled street. One says, “I’ve never come this way before.” Her companion replies, “neither have I. It must be the cobbles.”

I heard it " you better pet him first"!

I heard "I'll hold him for you"

Why the warning?

Because multiple dudes get blown by a gorilla.

I heard at as “ give him a biscuit and he might let you?”

I don’t get it

Lol! That's a good one!

Hella lame

As I understand it, the guy asked his friend if he wanted to punch the gorilla for a blowjob, but the friend thought he asked him to give the blowjob, so he did not want to get punched in the face like the gorilla.

Ahhhhhhh, I get it now. Thank you. I’ve heard this one in a similar fashion but it was set up a little better.

I'm not a native speaker and don't get the joke. Is anybody kind enough to explain it to me, please?

The expectation is that the friend would like to try receiving a blow job from the gorilla. However, the friend’s response makes it seem that he is more interested in giving the first guy a blow job than receiving one from the gorilla.

Version I heard was a lion tamer and a grandmother.

Rework of a Bernard manning joke about a pet crocodile and a plank of wood

Jesus, these jokes that include a sentence beginning with "A gorilla is also..."

.. reminds me of.... two nuns in a bath, one says "Where's the soap?" The other says.. "it does, doesn't it?"

By Jasper carrot - about 1979-1980 - talking about his new girldfriend.

I don’t get this. Soap and not hearing right is where my brain is going, and the urban legend that too much masturbation affects your hearing, but I may be overthinking this.

Downvote me all u want this joke sucks ass

It's a pun. Where's sounds the same as wear. As is to wear something down. Hope this helps.

The friend thinks the man is asking him if he wants to give the man fellatio, and the friend says yes, but he asks the man not to punch him in the face first.

In reality, of course, the man is asking the friend if he wants to get fellatio from the gorilla.

Lmao, I never would have got it without this explanation, thank you!

No worries. We've all been there!

That' ain't a reason.

Not saying I agree with it, just that the ostensible rationale for the content warning was definitely fellas gettin' ape head.

Thank you very much kind stranger

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