Submitted by TenRingRedux t3_10dtgxh in Jokes
enderverse87 t1_j4n6vei wrote
Reply to comment by NotStaggy in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Yeah. The phrasing doesn't work as well as the original joke.
>Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
>"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
>"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
>"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
>"Yes, I did."
> "My God, Bill, what happened?"
> "I got fired."
>"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
>"Oh...she got fired too."
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