Submitted by TenRingRedux t3_10dtgxh in Jokes
cantseeshittles t1_j4oqrcl wrote
I masturbated in front of the dishwasher
She seemed to like it but the boss didn't find it acceptable
Tidesticky t1_j4plm3u wrote
And left a sticky film on the dishes.
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